Class-Action Suit, TRO Challenges UConn Hegemony

[Skeets]

I was convinced until Molly Bent.

I almost wet my pants over Molly Bent.

 

[topogigio]

Outrageously funny! Thank you.

 

[dogged1]

connie knocks it out of the park again. Love your sense of humor.

 

[Gus Mahler]

@connie: Such a delight to be reading your posts again.

 

[Gus Mahler]

And here I woulda thought the split infinitive in the first sentence was a dead give-away.

Wait . . . What year is it?

Nevermind.

Do attorneys tend to never split infinitives? Good to know.

 

[connie]

I was convinced until Molly Bent.

I woulda thought the split infinitive in the first sentence was a dead give-away.

Wait . . . What year is it?

Nevermind.

Do attorneys tend to never split infinitives? Good to know.

I am not at liberty to take a position on the question presented. However, I can say that I have always never committed to taking such a position.

 

[JordyG]

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — In a bombshell dropped on the eve of the NCAA’s Women’s College Basketball Final Four and Title Game, a coalition of non-profit organizations has filed a class-action lawsuit challenging the right of the University of Connecticut to further participate in women’s college basketball. The suit—commenced in the United States District Court for the Northern District of Texas, and captioned Citizens United For Basketball Equity (“CUBE”) et al. v. University of Connecticut Board of Trustees et al.—alleges that the Connecticut Huskies Women’s basketball team has for nearly 30 years engaged in a disturbing pattern of unmitigated competitive excellence, resulting in an overwhelmingly disproportionate record of success and achievement, all coming at the expense of other Division I schools, teams, coaches, players and fans.

The 179-page CUBE complaint states numerous causes of action, including: Violation of The Sherman Act; Tortious Interference With Contract; Strict Liability Misrepresentation; Fraud; Conspiracy; Product Disparagement; and Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress. The complaint seeks $3.25 billion in money damages, as well as punitive damages and an injunction against further participation in college basketball at any level of competition. In addition to the University’s Board of Trustees, the complaint names numerous current and former Huskies team members, including Rose Lobo-Rushin, Suzanne Bird, D. Lorena Taurasi, Maya A. Moore, B.K. Stewart, Paige Bueckers, and Molly Bent.

“People are flat-out sick and tired of the constant abuse inflicted by UConn women’s basketball,” explains CUBE’s lead counsel, Attorney Antony D. Borelli. “Year in and year out, it’s the same damn thing—national championships, final four appearances, AA First-Team selections, Player of the Year, Freshman of the Year, first-round WNBA draft picks, undefeated seasons. It just never freakin’ stops! And we’ve had enough. Something has to be done!”

CUBE’s request for a temporary restraining order, filed within 48 hours of UConn’s NCAA tournament quarter-final victory over the Baylor University Lady Bears, is currently poised for a decision whether to enjoin the NCAA from going forward with its April 2, 2021 national championship semi-final game pitting the Huskies against the University of Arizona Wildcats.

Huskies’ longtime head coach Luigi “Geno” Auriemma expressed disbelief and frustration at the news of the CUBE suit. “When you win a lot, some people get mad. I get it. But the thing to do is get better, not sue the other guy. I mean, what next? a ‘Right To Win’ law?” Freshman Saylor Poffenbarger, team member and also a defendant, echoed Auriemma’s remarks: “Finals are coming up, and I have a term paper due the second week of April. Is there some way the judge could give me an extension? Or maybe I should ask for an incomplete?”

A ruling on the TRO is expected prior to game-time Friday. Meanwhile, the suit is expected to remain in litigation for the indeterminate future given jurisdictional issues affecting Huskies foreign nationals as well as underage recruits named as party defendants.

Missed you Connie. Or should I say UConnie. Or UConn-me?

 

[diggerfoot]

Isn't he the guy who wrote "A Modest Proposal", describing the current state of ND WBB?

"One of my favorite posts in a long time."

Hmmmmm.... thought he was a small forward.



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"A Modest Proposal For preventing the Children of Poor People From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick, The essay suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food to rich gentlemen and ladies.

For an English class I once wrote a parody on Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” My essay was called “A Modest Disposal” ... for preventing politicians from being a burden to the country and making them beneficial to the public ... by turning them into fertilizer after two terms in office.

 

[Gus Mahler]

For an English class I once wrote a parody on Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” My essay was called “A Modest Disposal” ... for preventing politicians from being a burden to the country and making them beneficial to the public ... by turning them into fertilizer after two terms in office.

Too good!

 

[Sifaka]

For an English class I once wrote a parody on Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” My essay was called “A Modest Disposal” ... for preventing politicians from being a burden to the country and making them beneficial to the public ... by turning them into fertilizer after two terms in office.

And ever since, the wisest among their constituents have addressed them with the appropriate honorific, "Your Excremence!"

 

[willie99]

Had me for a couple sentences. I was thinking the New Orleans Saints fans lawsuits from a couple of years ago

Then you aimed too high

 

[RockyMTblue2]

This was a smasher no doubt.