OT: Charlotte Veitner

[SirHypeAlot]

Leading scorer in the country arrested for stealing makeup from the campus store

Police arrest star UConn women's field hockey player

As penance please make her spend sometime with the basketball team - maybe some of her basdass will rub off on these snowflakes. The athlete with the biggest balls on campus is playing field hockey. Instead we've got charmin soft basketball primadonnas racing little scooters around campus getting absolutely bodied game in and game out. Common theme of great UConn teams of the past? Villains. They don't always have to be criminal, but bring a damn attitude and an edge.

Make UConn Tough Again!!!

 

[Matrim55]

Leading scorer in the country arrested for stealing makeup from the campus store

Police arrest star UConn women's field hockey player

As penance please make her spend sometime with the basketball team - maybe some of her basdass will rub off on these snowflakes. The athlete with the biggest balls on campus is playing field hockey. Instead we've got charmin soft basketball primadonnas racing little scooters around campus getting absolutely bodied game in and game out. Common theme of great UConn teams of the past? Villains. They don't always have to be criminal, but bring a damn attitude and an edge.

Make UConn Tough Again!!!

Stealing makeup is tough?

 

[intlzncster]

Stealing makeup is tough?

At least grab a car or something. Make it worth your while.

 

[SirHypeAlot]

Stealing makeup is tough?

A brush with the law is a brush with the law. There are only two guys on the current roster with gusto. 1) cobb - id welcome him back anytime 2) vital - UConn tough

 

[CL82]

That's the problem at UConn. These Field Hockey players are too privileged!

I actually feel bad for Coach Stevens. She put together an outstanding program. It's a shame to have a smudge on program, albeit a incredibly small one. FWIW Veitner is a senior this year, so is she a former field hockey player?

 

[mauconnfan]

You just can't make this stuff up.

 

[JustbrewitMan]

You just can't make this stuff up.

Reading this post makes me want to lash out at someone.

 

[RoderickSpode]

If there is a causal link between shoplifting and increased FG percentage/overall basketball IQ, then some Storrs Downtown merchants better be prepared to take one for the team.

 

[Rocktheworld]

A brush with the law is a brush with the law. There are only two guys on the current roster with gusto. 1) cobb - id welcome him back anytime 2) vital - UConn tough

Wanna call Zach Brown back up? He’s got the rap sheet AND the mascara

What an incredibly stupid thread

 

[Stainmaster]

Great take bro

 

[Greathusky]

A brush with the law is a brush with the law. There are only two guys on the current roster with gusto. 1) cobb - id welcome him back anytime 2) vital - UConn tough

That word "brush" was an great play on words about stealing makeup if that was your intention.

 

[JustbrewitMan]

Wanna call Zach Brown back up? He’s got the rap sheet AND the mascara

What an incredibly stupid thread

But just like @joober jones Cobb thread, it's opened the door to a whole slew of punny jokes that will make you blush.

 

[CL82]

We can joke about it here, but I hope the university does more than just pay lip service to the crime. I mean it would be wrong to just gloss over it.

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

Same I wish more men's basketball players would commit crimes.

 

[CL82]

Same I wish more men's basketball players would commit crimes.

Well I wouldn't mind a few more steals anyway.

 

[Hoophound]

She’ll be alright, she has a solid foundation to build on.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

She needs to keep her eye on her (goals) and leave this in her shadow.

 

[Husky68]

Good thing she wasn't in China.

 

[my2cents]

Gals gotta look good
Ucan't make up this stuff

 

[Purple Stein]

Same I wish more men's basketball players would commit crimes.

Step 1: Fire KO.

Step 2: Commit crimes.

Step 3: Unclear.

Step 4: Win National Chanpionship!

 

[Jimdish255]

I suppose we couldn't go easy on the most successful athlete on campus for such a heinous crime. But of course it's UConn so I hope she can learn from this mistake and bounce back a little wiser and more determined, if that's possible. If you're gonna steal in this country the better career path is to borrow millions, stiff your contractors and claim bankruptcy. Who knows where you might end up?

 

[CL82]

I suppose we couldn't go easy on the most successful athlete on campus for such a heinous crime. But if course it's UConn so I hope she can learn from this mistake and bounce back a little wiser and more determined, if that's possible. If you're gonna steal in this country the better career path is to borrow millions, stiff your contractors and claim bankruptcy. Who knows where you might end up?

Or "lose" millions in the UConn 2000 capital outlay.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

But just like @joober jones Cobb thread, it's opened the door to a whole slew of punny jokes that will make you blush.

I'd love to see some of her highlights.

 

[CL82]

Bah she's a kid who made a mistake. She'll take the PTI and move on. I'm sure some here will want to give her 1000 lashes though.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Bah she's a kid who made a mistake. She'll take the PTI and move on. I'm sure some hear will want to give her 1000 lashes though.

She's from Germany, but I hear she likes to spend her time in Avon.