Casey Cochrane called my wife

[IMind]

Wow, this profanity filter is impressive...changed p0rnstache to smutstache.

I'm definitely stealing this from the profanity filter.

 

[John]

To thank her for buying season tickets. Actually, he called me but I wasn't home. Good move by the athletic department. I've had season tickets back to Memorial Stadium and this is the first time I have gotten a call from a player.

Naturally, the Mrs. had no idea who it was, but she did have the good sense to write down his name to tell me who called.

"so what are you wearing right now Mrs Palatine?"