Casey Cochrane called my wife

[Palatine]

To thank her for buying season tickets. Actually, he called me but I wasn't home. Good move by the athletic department. I've had season tickets back to Memorial Stadium and this is the first time I have gotten a call from a player.

Naturally, the Mrs. had no idea who it was, but she did have the good sense to write down his name to tell me who called.

 

[metsfan2323]

Interesting, It's doubtful the back up QB would be the point man for this bit of marketing.

 

[whaler11]

Interesting, It's doubtful the back up QB would be the point man for this bit of marketing.

The Boneyard's sbility to draw wild conclusions from nothing never fails to amaze.

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

To thank her for buying season tickets. Actually, he called me but I wasn't home. Good move by the athletic department. I've had season tickets back to Memorial Stadium and this is the first time I have gotten a call from a player.

Naturally, the Mrs. had no idea who it was, but she did have the good sense to write down his name to tell me who called.

Did she spell it "Cochrane" as well?

 

[Pudge]

To thank her for buying season tickets. Actually, he called me but I wasn't home. Good move by the athletic department. I've had season tickets back to Memorial Stadium and this is the first time I have gotten a call from a player.

Naturally, the Mrs. had no idea who it was, but she did have the good sense to write down his name to tell me who called.

I guess I can't past the fact that Palatine is married. There is a MRS?

 

[whaler11]

Hopefully the next wife he gets ahold of tells him to get a haircut.

 

[jbdphi]

Hopefully the next wife he gets ahold of tells him to get a haircut.

And ditch the pornstache.

 

[jbdphi]

Wow, this profanity filter is impressive...changed p0rnstache to smutstache.

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

Wow, this profanity filter is impressive...changed p0rnstache to smutstache.

Which actually sounds better.

 

[huskymedic]

“@UConnClub: Members of the @UConnFootball team are on the phones now calling donors to the @UConnClub to say thank you!

http://twitter.com/UConnClub/status/461252554635370496/photo/1”

Along with the MSOC, MTrack, WSOC and Softball teams.

 

[CTMike]

How long until they reach the donors that gave the bare minimum? Just curious...

 

[Marty Jackson]

To thank her for buying season tickets. Actually, he called me but I wasn't home. Good move by the athletic department. I've had season tickets back to Memorial Stadium and this is the first time I have gotten a call from a player.

Naturally, the Mrs. had no idea who it was, but she did have the good sense to write down his name to tell me who called.

Got a similar call from the girls lacrosse team

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Casey called me as well, left a message on voicemail thanking me for my support of the athletic department and for assisting he and other student athletes in receiving an education.

 

[huskyblooz]

Wait until Mushnick gets a hold of this: how all UCONN athletes are spending time other than studying!

 

[sportsart]

C ocksucker is OK, as per a previous Fishy post, but p.o.r.n turns into smut. Go figure...

 

[junglehusky]

Which actually sounds better.

LOL! It does!

 

[Kgun7]

Wait until Mushnick gets a hold of this: how all UCONN athletes are spending time other than studying!

 

[uconndogs]

At this stage of my life I'm not sure how I feel about a young guy like Casey calling my wife. On second thought, what the hell..........anything for the team.

 

[businesslawyer]

Isn't one of Mike Greenburgh's go to lines that "My mother, given the chance, would have left my father for Joe Namath and my father would have applauded her for it."

 

[uconndogs]

Well, Casey is no Joe Namath. On the other hand, we were 3-9 last season and I have been at home the last three bowl seasons. Desperate times.......

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

Isn't one of Mike Greenburgh's go to lines that "My mother, given the chance, would have left my father for Joe Namath and my father would have applauded her for it."

With the haircut and smutstache Casey was sporting at the Spring Game, I'm not sure he could reel in Mrs. Palatine.

 

[businesslawyer]

With the haircut and smutstache Casey was sporting at the Spring Game, I'm not sure he could reel in Mrs. Palatine.

What if Mrs Palatine was a liberal?

 

[MilliniumPrince]

What if Mrs Palatine was a liberal?

She wouldn't be Mrs. Palatine.

 

[businesslawyer]

She wouldn't be Mrs. Palatine.

Let me try again. What if she was a liberal who married Palatine before she sobered up? Or if he courted her like the old Joe Hardy in Damn Yankees, hiding the truth about himself?

 

[Palatine]

She's above such things.

BTW, that's her in the doorway in my sig. That is in the beautiful tiny town of Volpia in Tuscany. This is before Casey called her.

 

[IMind]

Wow, this profanity filter is impressive...changed p0rnstache to smutstache.

I'm definitely stealing this from the profanity filter.

 

[John]

To thank her for buying season tickets. Actually, he called me but I wasn't home. Good move by the athletic department. I've had season tickets back to Memorial Stadium and this is the first time I have gotten a call from a player.

Naturally, the Mrs. had no idea who it was, but she did have the good sense to write down his name to tell me who called.

"so what are you wearing right now Mrs Palatine?"