Cal seems to have lost touch with what's important to recruits. Some of the questions at the top of his list should include:
May I join your program even if someone else takes my SAT?
Is there room on your staff for my father and/or AAU coach?
Will your university hand out a scholarship to my homeboy who doesn't even play basketball?
What is your policy regarding accepting gifts from agents and consorting with prostitutes?
Coach, will you still be around when the sheeeeeeeit hits the fan? If not, will I be able to find you at another one of this country's fine institutions of higher education?