"Brimah sustained a testicular contusion..."

[sledog]

Was he schlonged?

 

[TasteofUConn]

No man has ever spoke poetically about a nut shot or wanting to go through the pain again.

And if a baby came out right after the nut shot, then even more true.

Somehow I believe the broken finger, contusion on the testicle, and boneless chicken wings are all related, I just can't place it.