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Imagine Ja Morant cut his hair. Dare I say MJ. But the argument might be remember when Samson got his hair cut.
 

August_West

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He would drape himself in velvet if it was socially acceptable
 

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Oh dear lord, this spilled onto a second page?!
 

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This is something that needs discussing. I have a theory that B. Adams' hair, with it's constant flopping, is holding him back by subconsciously distracting him on the court. If you look at his high school pictures, he had more of a high top fade, but then he let it grow out into the mop he has now. Tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about this.



You've definitely written a letter to the editor at some point in your life, haven't you?
 
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This is worse than the 983,274th thread about who we should blame for our current position in the basketball world
 
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Yup, his hair is definitely why he shoots 22% from 3. He goes to a crew cut and jumps to 40%. It’s called the reverse Sampson effect. Maybe he has a girlfriend named Delila.
 
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Imagine if the 99 and 04 teams didn’t wear such baggy shorts and jerseys? They could have won it... nevermind.
 

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This place is ridiculous! Let him wear his hair anyway he feels comfortable. Like the comment in the chat room yesterday about the player from Houston that came in near the end - something to the effect of being a women's basketball player - grow up! maybe if he puts it in a bun you'll be happier.
whoa, whoa, whoa. wait up. ..someone else noticed the Houston player at the end of the game? I thought it was just me (and, like everyone watching with me). we thought it was the coach's daughter at the foul line, cuz of the score an' all..
(waits patiently for this 'coif comment,' like my previous, and quite hilarious 'kid n play' video observation, to magically disappear.... hair police, who knew?)
 
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You've definitely written a letter to the editor at some point in your life, haven't you?
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This is something that needs discussing. I have a theory that B. Adams' hair, with it's constant flopping, is holding him back by subconsciously distracting him on the court. If you look at his high school pictures, he had more of a high top fade, but then he let it grow out into the mop he has now. Tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about this.

At least he keeps his shirt tucked in :rolleyes:
 

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