I agree Pitino is a ridiculous suggestion, but he'd work for bitcoin at this point. No one is hiring him.
And I'd just steer clear of the Uconn board for a few weeks. All the crazies are coming out of the woodwork. Half these people think Calhoun should get the band back together, and the other half think we're going to bring in Pitino or Donovan.
Solid user name choice