Big man recruiting pitch

[Huskieforlife]

We need you, your basically guaranteed a starting spot, you will be a focal point on our team, Uconn puts bigs in the NBA, and finally you are another piece to NAT puzzle. if that is not convincing enough than Ollie needs his dam contract already! Yes DJohnson am talking to you.....

 

[Fishy]

Come to UConn and your new Uncle Fishy will buy you a car.

 

[uconnfan68]

Come to UConn and your new Uncle Fishy will buy you a car.

Or he can go to Kentucky or Ohio State and get a house to with the car.

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

"We can't say for sure right now who your coach is going to be, and you're going to be playing against Boise State and TCU rather than Duke and North Carolina, but on the plus side our fans will turn on you the first time you don't get 15 rebounds ..."

Sign me up.

 

[upstater]

Come to UConn and your new Uncle Fishy will buy you a car.

Or at least pay off your professors.

No harm in that, is there?

 

[ctchamps]

Come to UConn and your new Uncle Fishy will buy you a car.

With that name do you think they'll bite?

 

[huskyharry]

Come to UConn and your new Uncle Fishy will buy you a car.

1987 Yugo?

 

[Fishy]

A famous American once said, "The time for half measures and talk is over"...actually, that was probably a famous Australian and he was playing an ancient Roman or something like that, but the point still stands.

I'm past recruiting pitches and flowery promises. Hear me now...by God, I will wallpaper someone's dorm room with cash. That ain't what it looks like, Mr. NCAA Man, those are just teeny lil posters of Benjamin Franklin.

We're in the conference wilderness and it's time to start bringing a gun to the knife fight. If other schools have a river of dirty money, we need a tsunami. I'm gonna need a payroll company to keep track of this operation - someone call ADP because I've gone rogue.

I'm World Wide Fishy and every high school senior or junior 6'9" and over is my nephew. If you can rebound the basketball, you and me got a pre-existing relationship. I'm your mother's brother on your dad's side, I'm Aunt Ethel's boyfriend, I'm your dad's mom, I'm the midwife who tugged you into this world - whatever gets the job done.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

1987 Yugo?

We got to start somewhere.

 

[djct1999]

come to uconn......we dont know who our coach will be, what our conference will be, how many fans will show up to the game......but yeah, a few years ago we sent many guys to the nba, played in 4 final fours, won 3 titles, have a hall of fame, 800 win coach.......oh, how good it was.

 

[Huskieforlife]

"We can't say for sure right now who your coach is going to be, and you're going to be playing against Boise State and TCU rather than Duke and North Carolina, but on the plus side our fans will turn on you the first time you don't get 15 rebounds ..."

Sign me up.

I know that's sad and true but I could not help but laughing.

 

[Huskieforlife]

A famous American once said, "The time for half measures and talk is over"...actually, that was probably a famous Australian and he was playing an ancient Roman or something like that, but the point still stands.

I'm past recruiting pitches and flowery promises. Hear me now...by God, I will wallpaper someone's dorm room with cash. That ain't what it looks like, Mr. NCAA Man, those are just teeny lil posters of Benjamin Franklin.

We're in the conference wilderness and it's time to start bringing a gun to the knife fight. If other schools have a river of dirty money, we need a tsunami. I'm gonna need a payroll company to keep track of this operation - someone call ADP because I've gone rogue.

I'm World Wide Fishy and every high school senior or junior 6'9" and over is my nephew. If you can rebound the basketball, you and me got a pre-existing relationship. I'm your mother's brother on your dad's side, I'm Aunt Ethel's boyfriend, I'm your dad's mom, I'm the midwife who tugged you into this world - whatever gets the job done.

Now that's what am talking about!

#BiGMoney