I had a killer Lowe Alpine fanny pack around 30 years ago, but I never had a UConn fanny pack that I recall; and I had season tickets for several years.
Not clear on dad jeans, either. I’m in Levi’s or Kuhl if that qualifies, but I’m not generally checking out what other guys are wearing, and I don’t notice many women in men’s jeans. But your interest in them is noted and consistent.
As for PC fans, they appear to be a lot like Far Side characters. I suspect there’s a small gene pool there.
Back to the original point though: What item of apparel will best commemorate your early season KenPom mastery?
If you truly want a fanny pack you should be able to make that happen.