Why not just make UConn like the Washington Generals of the SEC? We park our football team in the MAC.
UConn agrees to play three SEC road games yearly against Alabama, Florida, LSU on a permanent basis, then we'd rotate one of Georgia, Texas A&M and South Carolina. That'd give us our 4 out of conference games.
In exchange, the SEC schools agree to send 1,000 of their cutest coeds to the Rent for halftime shows for each of our 4 MAC home games. One show would be produced by Carolyn Luby and the others by the producers of the honey boo boo show. We get sponsors like Jello, Reddi-wip, Senor Frogs on board. Get the top bands from Coachella to do a tailgate warm up party. A few laws would have to be repealed, but we've got political capital at the Governor's office right now. Let's start spending it.