Bacon Methodology

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Then, right before serving, put it on a dish covered with paper towel in the microwave to finish it off ... Lightly cover it with paper towel if you want to avoid splatter.

I appreciate how in your second mention of the paper towel you give an open-minded & respectful nod to those among us who have no interest in avoiding splatter.

 

[Kitaman]

The funny thing about reaching one's mid-60s is that doctors just don't really care that much anymore about bad habits. If anything is borderline, they'll let you know, but they're kinda like, "Just tellin' you. You made it this far, not the healthiest thing, but you're not gonna die anytime soon, so enjoy your final years." Get the colonoscopy every few years to show you still care.

Yeah EKG's are pretty much a cash cow for docs. I feel like 'its still beating' is all that matters and I don't need a machine to tell me that.

Results are always the same anyways so my doc says in all his 20 second voice mails.