I know you’re all sick of the speculative Azzi posts, but I think I can help with this, and am pleased to do so because the breaking news is appears to be positive, but allow me to begin with just one caveat: I would never deny my friends on this forum the knowledge to which I am now privy, but I must urge all of you, in the strongest possible terms, to keep this information confidential, just “within the family.” One never knows who might attempt to misuse it!
OK, here’s the scoop: I have a brother-in-law (my wife’s sister’s second husband) who is a periodontist in Los Angeles. His name is Marty. Marty has a dental hygienist employee named Irma Jean. Irma Jean’s daughter, Philomena (everyone calls her Phil), is best friends with Azzi’s first cousin, Unni, who resides in L.A.. Unni pals around with a UCLA sophomore named Eugene, who is a varsity tennis player. Purportedly, when Azzi went out to UCLA to have a look around, Phil asked Unni to introduce Azzi to Eugene, which she did, and Eugene allegedly gave Azzi a campus tour. My understanding is that Azzi became immediately smitten with both Eugene and the campus, and a “relationship” ensued. Now, here comes the major news: Azzi confided to Unni, who told Phil, who told Irma Jean, who told Marty, who then shared with me that in Azzi’s absence subsequent to her departure for home, Eugene got a bit frisky with a current UCLA freshman named BillieSue. Azzi is reportedly furious and, understandably, feeling betrayed, and is currently reevaluating her feelings about both UCLA and Eugene. I think that’s how Louisville and Maryland crept into the picture kind of late in the game.
Now, what does all this mean? Who knows? But, as I’m sure you will agree, this can’t be bad for the Huskies’ chances!! But remember, shhhh!
