Arkansas Haiku

[drayenob]

"Honey, where's my tooth
at?" said the Arkansas fan.
The Husky ate it!

 

[Umami Zen]

Eighty minutes more
Before we crash Final Four
Vegas opens door.

Hogs gettin' no slack
Adama gonna attack
Yo-Jay says we're back!

 

[Ewekon]

Good morning to all
Huskies will be pigs in mud
pork chops...apple sauce

 

[OkaForPrez]

Time to color up?
Oh no, we are not done yet.
Let these huskies ride.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

The New Gampel Roof
Better Hold a Lot of Weight
A 5th Banner soon

 

[huskyjawz]

Suuuueeey their fans sing
Adama loves him some pork
Huskies fry the Hogs

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.
Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.
Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.

 

[mussels]

Today in desert
Huskies feast on Razorback
Eric’s shirt stays on

 

[Malamute]

Out of conference games?
Yes please, we seem to like those
Huskies do their thing.

 

[JCSuperstar]

Hogs regress to mean
Musselman puts on more shirts
That's how bad they lose

 

[Ewekon]

"Honey, where's my tooth
at?" said the Arkansas fan.
The Husky ate it!

Tooth brush? Arkansas?
Made in Connecticut ....it
would have been teeth brush

 

[storrsroars]

A decade or so
Ago, I flew to Walmart's
Bentonville HQ

I was working on
An NBE project to
Mimic Folger's brands

We ate dinner at
A fantastic restaurant
That served haute cuisine

Our server was a
Gorgeous brunette who had all
Of her teeth. Great smile.

While this story has
Nothing to do with the game
Or the Razorbacks

Arkansas is not
All inbred lowlifes like the
Characters in Ozark

I'd rather spend a
Week in Bentonville than one
Day stuck in Tulsa

But Tulsa is a
Different story for a
Different day, so...

Regarding the game,
Arkansas is a challenge
Huskies are Elite.

 

[Kolumbo]

bring home the bacon
fry it up in a pan man
smells like enjoli

some don't dig on swine
pigs are filthy animals
MF Jules says so

but bacon tastes good
I must agree with Vincent
tonight Huskies feast!

 

[Dove]

Huskies love bacon.
Tonight they dine like porkers.
Soooo-weeeeeeet(!!!!) victory!!!!!!!

 

[Waquoit]

Don't see us losing
To team that is unable
To make 3-point shots

 

[jayteeman]

Dogs will herd the Hogs
Dogs obey, hogs are not dogs
Hogs do not belong

 

[Hey Adrien!]

A 4:15 start
Makes the wait a lot shorter
in Arizona.

Same clothes as first round.
In-laws have their UConn gear.
Sweet becomes Elite.

 

[Ewekon]

Are pigs on the wing?
Huskies are true high flyers
Swine in deep Watters

 

[Dove]

Good morning to all
Huskies will be pigs in mud
pork chops...apple sauce

Click the link for laffs.
Only memory of show.
Huskies feast like Peter!!!

 

[Son of Robert]

Each game a battle
the will to win matters most
Huskies got skills too

 

[SouleMan]

Razorback Razor
back Razorback UConn I
want Razorback ribs

 

[Vancat]

Dogs and hogs face off
Ar-kan-sas thinks they can win
Will they? When pigs fly!

 

[Waquoit]

Sam Walton quote: Bears
Make money, Bulls make money
Hogs will get slaughtered

 

[El Obrero]

O O C defeats
Are so very last year
Razorback go home