Arkansas Haiku

[DALTX]

Got something special
80 minutes to Houston
Calhoun can feel it

 

[huskyjawz]

Huskies beat dem Hogs
And "that's the fact Jack" says Bill
Elite we will be

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

O O C defeats
Are so very last [year]
Razorback go home

Sam Walton quote, Bears
Make money, Bulls make money
Hogs [ ] get slaughtered

Click the link for laffs.
Only memory of show.
Huskies feast like Pete[r]!!!

Arkansas is not
All inbred lowlifes like the
Characters [in] Ozark

Multi-talented:
Impenetrability
Spurtability

 

[Waquoit]

.Just found this website
I now have it bookmarked for
Future reference

 

[HuskyHawk]

The big game’s afoot
Follow your Husky spirit
And upon this charge

Cry ‘God for UConn
Great Huskies past, The Boneyard.
Big Red and Saint James!'

 

[Kolumbo]

tonight, heavyweights
fight a bunch of chazers, wait...
pigs that don't fly straight

 

[xclamations]

Spring in Sin City
Hotel with dirt and vomit
Lady Luck with us/Cooley heads prevail

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Spring in Sin City
Hotel with dirt and vomit
Lady Luck with us[/Cooley heads prevail]

 

[Doctor Hoop]

"Woo-hoo! Pig! Sooey!"
The Hog fans chant with relish
They will be silenced

It's time, get 'er done
Even Boeheim picks UConn
Among other things

 

[storrsroars]

Multi-talented:
Impenetrability
Spurtability

One mistake in nine
Haikus. Hans thinks eighty-eight
Percent is an F.

 

[87Xfer]

Thread title two words
which have never been written
in the same sentence

 

[Tyler2Rings]

I'm nervous writing
This haiku. But I know the
Team is cool and calm!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

One mistake in nine
Haikus. Hans thinks eighty-eight
Percent is an F.

TF? And as if
In the mojo thread I paired
Haiku and free throws

Successful haiku
Heightens free throw percentage
More airy fairy stuff

This thread was awesome
I liked what you wrote
But six is not five

Try an open mind
I regard Kentucky like
You did Arkansas

Nobody's perfect
Nobody's criticizing
I'm just the counter

My bolds were signals
For those who'd want to correct
No biggie if not

Eighty-nine percent
Is better than eighty-one
By Huskies tonight

Don't beat yourself up
Your overreaching dis
Gets you to 90

But it gets better
When we look at the numbers
This thread was special

Eighty-six percent
Error-free posts, thirty-one
Out of thirty-six

Eighty-three percent
Of twenty-nine posters were
One hundred percent

Haiku itself was
Ninety percent error-free
Forty-five total

More posters, posts and
Haiku than ever before
Record-setting day

"Ozark characters"
was available if you
wanted to adjust

I wanted to help
You saw it differ-ent-ly
I'm not in charge here

Should I insult you?
Why ever would I do that?
You are my teammate

Have I just done it?
Not for me to make the call
Mileages vary

Like Jimi Hendrix
I preach the power of love
Not love of power

Harvest my organs
And sell them for charity?
I loved tonight's game

Maybe I've erred here
You can count and alert me
And I'll say thank you.

Allegheny and
Monongahela Rivers
Form the Ohio

Where you are exiled
Is where I made my debut
We cheer for Huskies

As to kumbaya
I known that it's a folk song
But what does it mean?

Is it like Nick Lowe's
song that Bill Murray sang in
"Lost in Translation"?

Declan McManus
Did the song a solid turn
To close "Armed Forces"

None of this post counts
In recorded haiku stats
Listed earlier

 

[storrsroars]

Exasperating
Adoxographically
Disfunctionalist,

 

[Ewekon]

TF? And as if
In the mojo thread I paired
Haiku and free throws

Successful haiku
Heightens free throw percentage
More airy fairy stuff

This thread was awesome
I liked what you wrote
But six is not five

Try an open mind
I regard Kentucky like
You did Arkansas

Nobody's perfect
Nobody's criticizing
I'm just the counter

My bolds were signals
For those who'd want to correct
No biggie if not

Eighty-nine percent
Is better than eighty-one
By Huskies tonight

Don't beat yourself up
Your overreaching dis
Gets you to 90

But it gets better
When we look at the numbers
This thread was special

Eighty-six percent
Error-free posts, thirty-one
Out of thirty-six

Eighty-three percent
Of twenty-nine posters were
One hundred percent

Haiku itself was
Ninety percent error-free
Forty-five total

More posters, posts and
Haiku than ever before
Record-setting day

"Ozark characters"
was available if you
wanted to adjust

I wanted to help
You saw it differ-ent-ly
I'm not in charge here

Should I insult you?
Why ever would I do that?
You are my teammate

Have I just done it?
Not for me to make the call
Mileages vary

Like Jimi Hendrix
I preach the power of love
Not love of power

Harvest my organs
And sell them for charity?
I loved tonight's game

Maybe I've erred here
You can count and alert me
And I'll say thank you.

Allegheny and
Monongahela Rivers
Form the Ohio

Where you are exiled
Is where I made my debut
We cheer for Huskies

As to kumbaya
I known that it's a folk song
But what does it mean?

Is it like Nick Lowe's
song that Bill Murray sang in
"Lost in Translation"?

Declan McManus
Did the song a solid turn
To close "Armed Forces"

None of this post counts
In recorded haiku stats
Listed earlier

somehow you mentioned
nick lowe and my man elvis
in the same haiku

also, adama
was a rock pile in the post
he just needs red shoes

and the zags will learn
there is no husky peace, love
and understanding