intlzncster
i fart in your general direction
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Damn, tcf beat me.
shocker there. he brought pics to the party too.
Damn, tcf beat me.
Did you not include the "will never miss a UConn tourni game for a domestic obligation" clause in your pre-nup? Teaching moment for young, single Boneyarders.I'm cheering on Mrs. Diesel Saturday morning for an event she is competing in. I think any start time after 2 pm makes me safe.
Eh, it's just a godfather...unless he's a Mafia godfather, then I would play nice. I kid, I kid. My girlfriend's family knows I have a mental disorder for UConn sports. Better to get that out of the way sooner than later.This really sucks. My fiancé's Godfather is having us over for dinner at 7 on Sat in NY. I've never met them and they are apparently not into sports so I can't really ask to put the game on when they are going to want to talk to me. Especially bc it'll be during dinner. Guess I can catch listening to the 2nd half in the car...
Not necessarily wise but since you asked:So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?
SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR MOJO SANDWICH, COMMIE!!Whelp it's been a nice run. But that $h!tass time ups everything .
Won't be home to apply any of necessary mojo.
lol as usual the teams can't hurt us. Only the ncaa can,
Eh, it's just a godfather...unless he's a Mafia godfather, then I would play nice. I kid, I kid. My girlfriend's family knows I have a mental disorder for UConn sports. Better to get that out of the way sooner than later.
Eh, it's just a godfather...unless he's a Mafia godfather, then I would play nice. I kid, I kid. My girlfriend's family knows I have a mental disorder for UConn sports. Better to get that out of the way sooner than later.
So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?

So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?
I'm pretty sure you can bring a turkey and ketchup sandwich anywhere. SHUT UP AND EAT THE MOJO SANDWICH, COMMIE!Whelp it's been a nice run. But that $h!tass time ups everything .
Won't be home to apply any of necessary mojo.
lol as usual the teams can't hurt us. Only the ncaa can,
tupperware, man.Whelp it's been a nice run. But that $h!tass time ups everything .
Won't be home to apply any of necessary mojo.
lol as usual the teams can't hurt us. Only the ncaa can,
Invite the people over, order a catered dinner, and watch the game together. And, ah.....So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?
So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?
Eh, it's just a godfather...unless he's a Mafia godfather, then I would play nice. I kid, I kid. My girlfriend's family knows I have a mental disorder for UConn sports. Better to get that out of the way sooner than later.
Invite the people over, order a catered dinner, and watch the game together. And, ah.....
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When he pulls this off and his wife asks how he came up with idea he should NOT respond "Some anonymous woman on a UConn message board said it'd be a good idea".
I just cancelled our double-date plans for Saturday night. Said it was because of the UConn game. Everyone understood. Just be strong.So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?
So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?
So it's my wife's 30th birthday and we have dinner plans at 8 and meeting people afterwards any suggestions on how I can get out of this predicament?
Whelp it's been a nice run. But that $h!tass time ups everything .
Won't be home to apply any of necessary mojo.
lol as usual the teams can't hurt us. Only the ncaa can,
No stipulation that you had to be at home or even watching the game. You just have to keep eating turkey sandwiches slobbered with ketchup. Heck if you are out and you end up puking one of these judgements even better. It adds to the mojo and flukes Duck. So:Whelp it's been a nice run. But that $h!tass time ups everything .
Won't be home to apply any of necessary mojo.
lol as usual the teams can't hurt us. Only the ncaa can,
Whelp it's been a nice run. But that $h!tass time ups everything .
Won't be home to apply any of necessary mojo.
lol as usual the teams can't hurt us. Only the ncaa can,