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I am writing to recommend Warde Manuel for the position of Athletic Director at the University of Michigan,. I have known Warde for more than 2 years in his position at UConn and I am pleased to offer my recommendation. You can expect Warde to bring many new and innovative approaches to his position at Michigan. For example, he is an expert at redesigning logos. It was his major accomplishment at Buffalo and Again at UConn. I can't wait to see what he uses to replace your traditional "wings." Rest assured that tradition will be no impediment to Warde in selling the university's soul to Nike or another bidder. And I for one, believe maise and blue would look much better if trimmed in red, or perhaps burnt umber.
You at Michigan will also be pleased with his performance in conference realignment. I have no doubt that if you give Warde the job of managing that aspect of Michigan's athletic future he will have you playing an exciting Sun Belt schedule within 5 years. If there is a tough decison to be made, or a tough job to sell, you can rest assured that Warde will be sitting comfortably under an umbrella, sipping a drink with an umbrella, while Michigan's fortunes get sold down the river.
In conclusion, please hire him. We'll pay his salary for the first year...ok the first 3 years...
You at Michigan will also be pleased with his performance in conference realignment. I have no doubt that if you give Warde the job of managing that aspect of Michigan's athletic future he will have you playing an exciting Sun Belt schedule within 5 years. If there is a tough decison to be made, or a tough job to sell, you can rest assured that Warde will be sitting comfortably under an umbrella, sipping a drink with an umbrella, while Michigan's fortunes get sold down the river.
In conclusion, please hire him. We'll pay his salary for the first year...ok the first 3 years...