An Emergency on the Eve of the Game

[uconnphil2016]

I haven't gotten sick in over a year, and what do you know it, today I come down with sinus issues. I need a quick fix, guys. Not really trying to take dayquil. What do you all recommend to get me through the game (besides booze)?

 

[Penfield]

 

[huskymedic]

I haven't gotten sick in over a year, and what do you know it, today I come down with sinus issues. I need a quick fix, guys. Not really trying to take dayquil. What do you all recommend to get me through the game (besides booze)?

Ummmm - aren't you the guy w/ the girlfriend med student/doctor?

 

[Chin Diesel]

I'm a big fan of the alka seltzer cold and flu. Citrus or berry flavor.

Plop plop fizz fizz. Two tablets on 8 oz of water. Add 1.5 oz of vodka.

You're welcome.

 

[JMick]

Make tea. Add bourbon and honey. Stick it in a thermos. Thank me later

 

[UConnTrumbull]

Funny, I got sick during each game I watched when Diaco coached.

 

[uconnphil2016]

Ummmm - aren't you the guy w/ the girlfriend med student/doctor?

She doesn't know me like the boys on the boneyard know me--I'm putting my trust in you all

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

Make tea. Add bourbon and honey. Stick it in a thermos. Thank me later

Jesus you milennials are so SAWFT.

 

[huskymedic]

She doesn't know me like the boys on the boneyard know me--I'm putting my trust in you all

You're gonna die if you don't release the pressure. Use this proven east asian remedy for the needy.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Robitussin and Red Bull has a certain charm.

Mostly your heart trying explode, but your sinuses will feel fine.

 

[Redding Husky]

I'm a big fan of the alka seltzer cold and flu. Citrus or berry flavor.

Plop plop fizz fizz. Two tablets on 8 oz of water. Add 1.5 oz of vodka.

You're welcome.

Yes. I double up: Alka Seltzer Cold and a shot of Sinex every four hours. That will clean out the sinuses. If not, you'll have to play hurt.

 

[blue93]

I wish his shirt was UConn script

 

[Penfield]

I wish his shirt was UConn script

 

[blue93]

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You're the man

 

[kris1]

Sizzurp – also known as purple drank, syrup and lean – is a mix of codeine-based prescription cough syrup, soda and, often, Jolly Ranchers candy. What does it do? The codeine, which is an opiate, produces a feeling of euphoria. The cough syrup also contains a drug called promethazine, which acts as a sedative.

The purple drank fits the tailgate theme anyway.

 

[Nostical]

THC and CBD mixed with lemonade.

 

[Hamms30]

Neti Pot

 

[coachcap]

Sinuses? REALLY? I live with post nasal drip (allergies) If it gets too severe, I switch from beer to cognac. Gotta give the French credit for doing something right. Feel great after a couple of shots.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Cut your nose off like a real man.

 

[shizzle787]

You're gonna die if you don't release the pressure. Use this proven east asian remedy for the needy.
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Never go full superjohn.

 

[Skiblets]

Jager

 

[Uconnalliance]

I haven't gotten sick in over a year, and what do you know it, today I come down with sinus issues. I need a quick fix, guys. Not really trying to take dayquil. What do you all recommend to get me through the game (besides booze)?

DRINK LOTS OF JAGER

 

[UConn66]

Make tea. Add bourbon and honey. Stick it in a thermos. Thank me later

My Grandma's favorite cure! She lived to 93. Aah, the power of medicine!

 

[JMick]

Jesus you milennials are so SAWFT.

meh. it works better than just booze. I have chronic sinus issues/allergies and it's the best thing I've found for a quick fix to make yourself feel a little better.

 

[jackl]

Hey easy on my 70 year old heart, Not expected, too funny!!! GO HUSKIES!!!!!!!!!!!