An Emergency on the Eve of the Game

[Bomber36]

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I roomed with that guy....

 

[Padutch5]

Neti Pot

Yes, absolutely nediPot. It's over the counter and it actually works.

 

[UC313]

Grab yourself a serving spoon. The most stout one youve got. That good china that wifey keeps in a box in the closet under the stairs. Got it? Cool.

Now walk yourself outside. Aim for the shrubs you should have trimmed 3 months ago and now you might as well wait until next year.

Ok now bend down on a knee. Like youre idol tebow used to do. Put that spoon in your dominant hand. Drive that fugger into the soft soil.

Now take that spoonful of dirt and rub it on your hands. Grind it in there where that foo foo foaming you got aint gonna get it out.

Feel like a man.

Buck up fella.

 

[DoctorWho85]

Jesus you milennials are so SAWFT.

Maybe you should spell it out for him first.

 

[uconnfan68]

Grab yourself a serving spoon. The most stout one youve got. That good china that wifey keeps in a box in the closet under the stairs. Got it? Cool.

Now walk yourself outside. Aim for the shrubs you should have trimmed 3 months ago and now you might as well wait until next year.

Ok now bend down on a knee. Like youre idol tebow used to do. Put that spoon in your dominant hand. Drive that fugger into the soft soil.

Now take that spoonful of dirt and rub it on your hands. Grind it in there where that foo foo foaming you got aint gonna get it out.

Feel like a man.

Buck up fella.

So just rub some dirt on it? Lol, my son-in-law used tell that to the grandsons when they were little.

 

[TheDrifter75]

Call AD Dave and request his best HOTTY TODDY recipe.