Alabama Players Purchased Banned Substance

[metsfan2323]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...tler-salesman-saw-alabama-players-use-product

This is about as surprising as the sun rising in the morning.

 

[Fishy]

I'm a little skeptical here.

First, the deer antler guy appears to be a PR crusade to end all PR crusades - he's at the Super Bowl, he's at the national championship game, etc. I suspect he'd claim to have sold Tom Brady snake oil if the Patriots had made it instead.

And it seems that spraying the stuff on yourself doesn't appear to do any good. (Bama spraying it on themselves a few days before the game? Eh.)

I suspect this is nothing.

 

[Scoe]

Why cant our players have some of that lol.

 

[phillionaire]

that stuff doesn't do anything. IGF-1 is a protein, and when a protein goes into your stomach it gets broken down. an entire protein couldn't make it into the blood if taken orally. that's why hgh is a shot.

 

[RedSoloCup]

that stuff doesn't do anything. IGF-1 is a protein, and when a protein goes into your stomach it gets broken down. an entire protein couldn't make it into the blood if taken orally. that's why hgh is a shot.

whoa whoa whoa... this is the interwebz, no logical scientific-type stuff here.

 

[huskymedic]

that stuff doesn't do anything. IGF-1 is a protein, and when a protein goes into your stomach it gets broken down. an entire protein couldn't make it into the blood if taken orally. that's why hgh is a shot.

Worked for this guy...??

 

[junglehusky]

I'm a little skeptical here.

First, the deer antler guy appears to be a PR crusade to end all PR crusades - he's at the Super Bowl, he's at the national championship game, etc. I suspect he'd claim to have sold Tom Brady snake oil if the Patriots had made it instead.

And it seems that spraying the stuff on yourself doesn't appear to do any good. (Bama spraying it on themselves a few days before the game? Eh.)

I suspect this is nothing.

Yep, this PR crusade appears to have boosted sales. What do they say about a fool and his money?

 

[phillionaire]

Worked for this guy...??

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that's just an actual deer on steroids. easy mistake.

 

[superjohn]

This is such nonsense, football players take steroids not deer antler velvet. If any of these players actually took this crap who cares? It doesn't work, something that does work is steroids and a lot of players take them. This is such a manufactured controversy by some charlatan looking to sell his bogus product. No need to be up in arms about players taking deer antler spray, moose jizz or any other BS workout product, they don't work.

 

[spsct]

This is such nonsense, football players take steroids not deer antler velvet. If any of these players actually took this crap who cares? It doesn't work, something that does work is steroids and a lot of players take them. This is such a manufactured controversy by some charlatan looking to sell his bogus product. No need to be up in arms about players taking deer antler spray, moose jizz or any other BS workout product, they don't work.

OK, I'll bite... What will moose jizz theoretically do for me? I need all the help I can get...

 

[epark88]

OK, I'll bite... What will moose jizz theoretically do for me? I need all the help I can get...

Well for one, you're gonna have some interesting-looking children.

Beyond that, who knows?...

 

[Kgun7]

OK, I'll bite... What will moose jizz theoretically do for me? I need all the help I can get...

You would be the most popular moose in all of Stuttgart ... are there any moose in Stuttgart?

 

[Dann]

i know a girl who tried moose jizz once

 

[spsct]

You would be the most popular moose in all of Stuttgart ... are there any moose in Stuttgart?

Yeah, but they talk funny... I live in Frankfurt, those guys are almost Swiss...