Advice needed

[Eskapeesto]

There is no way this guy is as much of a pansy as he's trying to claim. If he were, his only time on the internet would be searching for guys to service his wife.

He should give MervthePurvis a ring. This is right up his alley.

 

[CL82]

My wife scheduled a "Happy Spring" party for tonight. I'm up in NH and the people coming are "churchy", so no one besides me is interested in UConn. She said I can have the game on TV with no sound, but I have to refrain from being my usual berserk self. Plus, I have to play the host and be social and make non-March Madness conversation. Right now she's furiously cleaning the house while I"m pretending to pay bills and my Saturday business work.

How do I survive this, beside making turkey sandwiches with ketchup?

 

[storrsroars]

Isn't the motto of New Hampshire, "Live Free or Die"?

I think you have your choices laid out for you.

 

[patrick]

My wife tried to pull that Shiite once, once only.

 

[huskiemaniac]

Geez, guys, us female fans demand our Huskies too so stop comparing the wimp with a woman. I fly through Charlotte NC a few times a year and I once nearly caused a scene at an airport bar when they refused to change one of the dozen TVs with a Duke game to a UConn game. My kids were horrified but I did get a smattering of applause from the North Carolina fans in the bar. I also had the UConn women vs Notre Dame game on during a Christmas party we hosted. There's no excuse for missing a game.

Thank you Nan! I can't even sleep when the guys lose! I drink the sacreds and will wear my Uconn 6th Borough hoodie until the tourney is over...go Huskies!

 

[bdbd]

My wife scheduled a "Happy Spring" party for tonight. I'm up in NH and the people coming are "churchy", so no one besides me is interested in UConn. She said I can have the game on TV with no sound, but I have to refrain from being my usual berserk self. Plus, I have to play the host and be social and make non-March Madness conversation. Right now she's furiously cleaning the house while I"m pretending to pay bills and my Saturday business work.

How do I survive this, beside making turkey sandwiches with ketchup?

Put a TV in the bathroom and then excuse yourself for extended periods. It would be impolite for anyone to question you about this.

 

[geohusky]

The "Happy Spring" party not sounding too bad