A story of mojo.

[August_West]

there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.

 

[CL82]

Shut and eat the real mojo sandwich, please...you commie!

(and yeah she's a keeper!)

 

[ctchamps]

almost as much as the victory i know you have more sacrificing to do.

start eating the celebratory sandwich.

 

[storrsroars]

Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie.

Then buy your wife a nice present.

 

[August_West]

Btw I also was rolling up turkey slices and squirting with ketchup in 2nd half . Could've helped too.

 

[tykurez]

Shut up and eat the Mojo Sandwich, ya commie!

(Your wife "rocks")

 

[junglehusky]

Btw I also was rolling up turkey slices and squirting with ketchup in 2nd half . Could've helped too.

SHUT UP AND EAT THE MOJO SANDWICH, COMMIE

 

[ctchamps]

Btw I also was rolling up turkey slices and squirting with ketchup in 2nd half . Could've helped too.

We have our eyes on you. And @jleves for trying to do a last minute alteration to the mojo.
Thank goodness for a decisive jurrdgge.

 

[CL82]

Oh and for what it's worth, I drove home at halftime, dug the mojo sweatshirt out of the hamper, put it on over my shirt and time, and the rest is mojo history.

Actually, that should be a thread on it's own. What did you at half time to change the mojo?

 

[Samoo]

Shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, commie. You already know what to wash it down with.

 

[tzznandrew]

there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.

And you had a whole thread sh¡tting on her. Shame on you, good sir.

Also, shut up and eat another another mojo sandwich, Commie!

 

[superjohn]

I rubbed oven roasted turkey all over my gentiles then had an Irish car bomb with ketchup as a chaser at the 15 minute mark. Game seemed to change after that.

 

[CL82]

I rubbed oven roasted turkey all over my gentiles then had an Irish car bomb with ketchup as a chaser at the 15 minute mark. Game seemed to change after that.

You are a deeply disturbed man, still...

I salute you.

 

[jibsey]

there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.

I assume you will have a truckload of Rock for Sat or sending her out at halftime could have been the trick.

 

[8893]

I rubbed oven roasted turkey all over my gentiles then had an Irish car bomb with ketchup as a chaser at the 15 minute mark. Game seemed to change after that.

I don't know which I like better: your post, or the fact that @uconnell "liked" it.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.

Congrats on the wife.

 

[8893]

We win. I married a keeper.

Shut up and eat the Mojo sandwich, commie!

Yep. Spinners are keepers. They keep their heads when we lose ours. Usually.

 

[UCweCONN]

We win and you're buzzed from all those Rolling Rocks. A win-win.

 

[Mots010]

Shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, commie. And congrats on the half dozen day beers before 4pm.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Btw I also was rolling up turkey slices and squirting with ketchup in 2nd half . Could've helped too.

 

[NEforceUConn]

maybe your wife should start posting

 

[intlzncster]

I rubbed oven roasted turkey all over my gentiles then had an Irish car bomb with ketchup as a chaser at the 15 minute mark. Game seemed to change after that.

that's how it's done. no JO w turkey grease? asking for a friend.

 

[intlzncster]

Yep. Spinners are keepers. They keep their heads when we lose ours. Usually.

curious how many posters heads this goes right over. 100% of the men on the women's board for sure.

 

[August_West]

We win and you're buzzed from all those Rolling Rocks. A win-win.

They are like weak water after drinking ipas and dipas

 

[FfldCntyFan]

They are like weak water after drinking ipas and dipas