A story of mojo.

[CL82]

@August_West

Please for Kansas....

 

[August_West]

@August_West

Please for Kansas....

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Well I was doing exactly that without the bread during 2nd half.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Well I was doing exactly that without the bread during 2nd half.

The turkey/ketchup sans bread is merely an after lunch snack, correct? You did have a proper mojo sandwich before tipoff I hope.

 

[CL82]

Well I was doing exactly that without the bread during 2nd half.

...and see the result. It is so important that you....
"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!"

​

 

[August_West]

The turkey/ketchup sans bread is merely an after lunch snack, correct? You did have a proper mojo sandwich before tipoff I hope.

Yes, before the game I shut up and ate a mojo sandwich

 

[CTBasketball]

Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich commie!

I vote abstinence until Final 4.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Yes, before the game I shut up and ate a mojo sandwich

For the record I did the same. I am wondering however if use of a Kaiser roll and/or adding provolone cheese (and then toasting it) may have led to our sluggish start.

I'm going to a stripped down version for Saturday, only turkey, ketchup & bread.

 

[jayteeman]

there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.

And don't tell me......you blurted out......"I love you"......
And then your wife said....."awe honey.....is that you or the beer talking?"...
And you said....."it was me talking to the beer"

 

[CL82]

Yes, before the game I shut up and ate a mojo sandwich

That's good since you must always remember to
Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!​

 

[swami7774]

there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.

Very nice of you to recall the original Boneyard Brew(designated so by yours truly).
That having been said, shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, you commie!

 

[CL82]

Very nice of you to recall the original Boneyard Brew(designated so by yours truly).
That having been said, shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, you commie!

Hey Swami, what's the backstory? How did the sacreds become the mojo brew of choice?

 

[swami7774]

They are like weak water after drinking ipas and dipas

Shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, you commie!

 

[swami7774]

Hey Swami, what's the backstory? How did the sacreds become the mojo brew of choice?

The story of the Sacreds is a long, somewhat disjointed tale that I shall regale one and all with after me, Mrs. swami and the swamette(home on a respite from Nashville) enjoy a sumptuous repast of haddock on a bed of spinach. Chased, of course, with a Sacred.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

After perusing a few other threads I had some thoughts:

Should we designate one or more 'Yarders "Commie for a day" for Saturday?

Should those who want to continue eating wings for mojo be instructed to make them turkey wings?

 

[August_West]

Oh I forgot best part of the story. Halftime down nine she brings the rocks and says dead pan : " I bought a 12 pack because you'll need some Saturday"

That's confidence.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Oh I forgot best part of the story. Halftime down nine she brings the rocks and says dead pan : " I bought a 12 pack because you'll need some Saturday"

That's confidence.

Does she have a sister?

 

[Deepster]

Well I was doing exactly that without the bread during 2nd half.

AND IT WORKED.

 

[August_West]

Does she have a sister?

Yup married to the drummer in my band.

 

[swami7774]

Oh I forgot best part of the story. Halftime down nine she brings the rocks and says dead pan : " I bought a 12 pack because you'll need some Saturday"

That's confidence.

Shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, you commie!

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Yup married to the drummer in my band.

Oh well...

 

[intlzncster]

Yup married to the drummer in my band.

Is it an open marriage?

@FfldCntyFan is not creative enough.

 

[8893]

Is it an open marriage?

@FfldCntyFan is not creative enough.

He's a drummer. He'll spontaneously combust, choke on his own vomit or meet some such other similar fate before too long.

 

[intlzncster]

He's a drummer. He'll spontaneously combust, choke on his own vomit or meet some such other similar fate before too long.

So you're saying I gotta get in early to mark the territory. He'll hopefully be too drunk to notice.

Or maybe he's into the cuckold thing? Lots if options here. All for the Mojo of course

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Is it an open marriage?

@FfldCntyFan is not creative enough.

It has nothing to do with creativity. There are just certain things that I refuse to share.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

He's a drummer. He'll spontaneously combust, choke on his own vomit or meet some such other similar fate before too long.

I've heard he's a wanker.