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OT: 2020 Master's

Ancer fell far enough back where he doesn't get a invite back next year (top 12 with ties, Ancer finished 13th). That's gotta sting.
 
And God Bless yoga pants.
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She's a skank. My wife would never show up dressed like that - that's why I married her.

DJ paid me off today though. Won about $800 on Draft Kings. Had a lineup of DJ, JT, Im, Cam Smith, Rose, and Chez that came in 20th in the $3 tourney. Also won a few bucks on the Round 4 Showdown $33 single-entry tourney.
 
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She's a skank. My wife would never show up dressed like that - that's why I married her.

DJ paid me off today though. Won about $800 on Draft Kings. Had a lineup of DJ, JT, Im, Cam Smith, Rose, and Chez that came in 20th in the $3 tourney. Also won a few bucks on the Round 4 Showdown $33 single-entry tourney.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess nobody wants to see your wife in yoga pants.
 
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess nobody wants to see your wife in yoga pants.
Quite the limb. I don't bag 5's bro. And Paulina types are for fun weekends in your 20's - not for marrying.
 
Quite the limb. I don't bag 5's bro. And Paulina types are for fun weekends in your 20's - not for marrying.

Just so we understand.

Are you insinuating you're better with 800.00 in your Fanduel account and some random 40 something Karen laying next to you than Dustin Johnson is tonight? Because I really don't think that's the case.
 
She's a skank. My wife would never show up dressed like that - that's why I married her.

Is that your wife looking over your shoulder as you type?
If not, what freaking planet are you from?
 
She's a skank. My wife would never show up dressed like that - that's why I married her.

Is that your wife looking over your shoulder as you type?
If not, what freaking planet are you from?
I’m confused. Do you actually want your wife/daughter/sister/mother/etc. showing up on national tv dressed like a tramp? Put your buns away and dress like a married adult. She looks good yes, but she’s obviously classless. And no mask?
 
Alright, here’s the real question. What will be DJ’s price to win the next Masters? Lower than the +750 that Bryson went off at this week?
 
I’m confused. Do you actually want your wife/daughter/sister/mother/etc. showing up on national tv dressed like a tramp? Put your buns away and dress like a married adult. She looks good yes, but she’s obviously classless. And no mask?

Last time I was in an airport, about 80% of all women of all ages, shapes and sizes were wearing yoga pants. So I guess they are all tramps?
 
I’m confused. Do you actually want your wife/daughter/sister/mother/etc. showing up on national tv dressed like a tramp? Put your buns away and dress like a married adult. She looks good yes, but she’s obviously classless. And no mask?

#hiswifeisafivetops
 

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