OT: A streak is broken.

[Deepster]

Ever since I was 13, I'd be in line for checkout at the grocery store and I'd notice the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. And every month I would think "Yes, I'd sleep with her."

That streak has now come to an end with next months cover girl, Kelly Osbourne.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/kelly-osbourne-july-cover

Quick addition would say my streak was somewhere around 380 straight covers. if you ask me? That is Ripkenesque. I think my only hope is to somehow find a way to convince myself that Kelly Osbourne, that painted little ogre, is smashable. Ugh.

 

[CAHUSKY]

Please, ive banged WAY worse.

 

[Deepster]

http://theberry.com/2010/10/06/kelly-osbournes-changed-up-her-image-14-photos/kelly-osbourne-4/

 

[RichCTBB]

Oh. Dear. God.

 

[TRest]

I guess Miley Cyrus hadn't made the cover yet?

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

Thankfully, the streak of not a single one of them, KO included, sleeping with you in a million years continues unbroken.

 

[UCweCONN]

Tee hee. You'd sleep with KO.....You're ARE a true Husky fan....

 

[superjohn]

I would rather sleep with Sharon.

 

[UCDaveD]

GEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*


I'd still hit it*

 

[UCHuskies08]

You have to admit she looks a million times better now than she used to.

 

[superjohn]

She lost weight, it's amazing what makeup and airbrushing can do. She is an unattractive girl.

 

[CL82]

 

[joober jones]

Thankfully, the streak of not a single one of them, KO included, sleeping with you in a million years continues unbroken.

Yeah, misread the KO as being Kevin Ollie at first and started asking myself "When the hell did Kevin Ollie ever appear on the cover of Cosmopolitan?"
Then I remembered the original post.

 

[phillionaire]

You have to admit she looks a million times better now than she used to.

a million times zero is still zero

 

[IMind]

Ever since I was 13, I'd be in line for checkout at the grocery store and I'd notice the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. And every month I would think "Yes, I'd sleep with her."

That streak has now come to an end with next months cover girl, Kelly Osbourne.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/kelly-osbourne-july-cover

Quick addition would say my streak was somewhere around 380 straight covers. if you ask me? That is Ripkenesque. I think my only hope is to somehow find a way to convince myself that Kelly Osbourne, that painted little ogre, is smashable. Ugh.

Does that include the Russell Brand cover?

 

[Waquoit]

a million times zero is still zero

zero point zero

 

[intlzncster]

Ever since I was 13, I'd be in line for checkout at the grocery store and I'd notice the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. And every month I would think "Yes, I'd sleep with her."

That streak has now come to an end with next months cover girl, Kelly Osbourne.

Deep...don't lie.

 

[intlzncster]

zero point zero

and still good to go!

 

[phillionaire]

zero point zero

too many significant figures.

 

[Deepster]

Does that include the Russell Brand cover?

Let me caveat that. I'm not sure I've seen every single cover....but of the ones I have seen, she's the first. And no, I did not see the Russell Brand cover.....and that being said, he's not that far away from Kelly Osbourne

 

[Kitaman]

Ever since I was 13, I'd be in line for checkout at the grocery store and I'd notice the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. And every month I would think "Yes, I'd sleep with her."

WTF are you looking at Cosmopolitan every month dreaming about banging the cover girl, in a fukking grocery store? Unfortunately something tells me you are older than 15.

 

[ZenConn]

WTF are you looking at Cosmopolitan every month dreaming about banging the cover girl, in a fukking grocery store? Unfortunately something tells me you are older than 15.

There is always some lady in front of him at the checkout line asking for a price check. And it apparently happens every month.

 

[intlzncster]

There is always some lady in front of him at the checkout line asking for a price check. And it apparently happens every month.

"Some lady". Sure that's not Deep in drag? I heard that about him you know.

 

[Deepster]

WTF are you looking at Cosmopolitan every month dreaming about banging the cover girl, in a fukking grocery store? Unfortunately something tells me you are older than 15.

Yes, that's pretty much what I do. And I look at the checkout girl and decide if I'd bang her too.

 

[formerlurker]

When I was 13 I willingly whipped my racehorse to Rue McClanahan.