A or B?

[Biteymax22]

The answer is A for those not sure

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A is only acceptable in one situation: If you have cats that pull the paper off the role, other than the it's B.

 

[intlzncster]

Well, here's D-K.

Where's ADub and his merry band of bidet users?

I for one am pleased there is a site called poopreport.com.

 

[UConnTrumbull]

Have always been on B side but lately more on A simply b/c my bathroom is small and "riding the wall" is easier.

 

[J187Money]

who cares as long as it’s charmin and not the store brand sandpaper crap

Cottonelle - the ridges make for a clean heiny.

 

[intlzncster]

Cottonelle - the ridges make for a clean heiny.

Cottonelle and it's ridges result in a higher preponderance of dingleberries.

 

[Kenny11]

I get yelled at every time I do it so I guess I'm doing it the wrong way, whatever that is.

 

[Madmannsucks]

Mine sits on the vanity next to the toilet most of the time.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

I honestly don’t even pay attention to this and have never understood how it is such a big deal.

 

[Sky ball]

We Debate Left or Right in my house.

 

[bazz&boujee]

Scott's toilet paper is the gold standard. Charmin is too soft and clogs toilets

too soft???? no such thing. nothing is too soft for this bum.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Mine sits on the vanity next to the toilet most of the time.

My wife is a black belt in using the last piece, taking a new roll out and putting it on the window sill next to the Tyler Phommachanh but ever actually changing it.

 

[White Dwarf]

I switched to vertical Tyler Phommachanh holders

 

[SouleMan]

B. Final answer. Easier to reach and less likely to result in a prematurely unfurled roll.

 

[ZenConn]

C. Bidet

 

[jibsey]

C. Freerolling.

 

[J187Money]

Cottonelle and it's ridges result in a higher preponderance of dingleberries.

Maybe you are doing it wrong

 

[UConnNick]

Of course the correct answer is B, if you are any sort of patriotic, freedom-loving American.

"You musn't walk this way. A good Turk (or American) always walks to the right. Left is communist. Right is good."

And now we're headed for the big Cesspool.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The answer is A for those not sure

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Each has its advantages, depending on the hardware location and the access provided to the end user. Yes, end user.

 

[BNich]

Avg American should be split into avg American woman vs man.

Women go through that stuff like a wino through a vineyard.

This is absolutely true. An ex gf of mine use to use it like it was her job.

 

[BlueDogs]

A is always wrong. B people understand the functional defect with A. A is usually against the wall requiring more effort to grab hold it. A is not visible in a tight roll position and requires the investigatory turn. B is just bad.

 

[whosurdaddy2720]

Personally, it's B all day every day and twice on Sundays for me.

But to be fair, it was pointed out to me by a friend that B has significant disadvantages with certain pets in the house.

Probably the best and only argument in favor of A.

 

[joober jones]

This reminds me of a professor I had in college who was obsessed with Northern toilet paper. This was back when "Quilted" was not yet part of the title. Every example/word problem that whole semester involved Northern in some way.

 

[Stainmaster]

I for one am pleased there is a site called poopreport.com.

@FartMan69 where you at

 

[kobe]

what kind of monster chooses A? i dont wanna live in a world where those people exist.