Xavier Limerick Thread

[QDOG5]

We have a coach whose name is Dan Hurley
He burns the sage for mojo quite early
X says they won't inhale
Slick Bill told the same tale
Huskies rout muskies in the hurly burly

 

[dennismenace]

Xavier is the team of the Musketeers
We should mug them early to arouse their fears
Put them on the defense
With Hurley's sage incense
And reduce Sean Miller to tears.

 

[Deepster]

Time to put this limerick nonsense out to pasture.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

Time to put this limerick nonsense out to pasture.

 

[Deepster]

When you’re using Jeff Dunham puppets to make a point, it’s safe to mark this as a boneyard low watermark.

 

[dennismenace]

When you’re using Jeff Dunham puppets to make a point, it’s safe to mark this as a boneyard low watermark.

With a name like yours you sort of how a way of looking for things on the bottom to feed on.

 

[QDOG5]

There's one who posts by the name of Deep
He read some Limericks lost some sleep
He wants us to desist
More to come can't resist
Frame this Lim'rick 'Ster it's yours to keep

 

[Deepster]

There's one who posts by the name of Deep
He read some Limericks lost some sleep
He wants us to desist
More to come can't resist
Frame this Lim'rick 'Ster it's yours to keep

You really knocked out the triple crown here.

1) Not written well.
2) Not funny.
3) Not helping the Mojo any.

Keep up the great work.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

When you’re using Jeff Dunham puppets to make a point, it’s safe to mark this as a boneyard low watermark.

except for the delete part. i don't do that.
jeff dunham rules.
there once was a poster named deepster,
whose car made people think 'cheapster.'
he then hung some dice,
painted stripes on the sides,
stepped back and thought, this looks noice!

 

[QDOG5]

@Deepster, if you don't like the Limerick thread just don't read it.

 

[CheshireCat]

@Deepster, if you don't like the Limerick thread just don't read it.

Trust me, @Deepster ‘s issues run far deeper than being angry at the Limerick thread. Just glad he has the boneyard to let it all out vs keeping it all bottled up inside.

 

[RichCTBB]

I’m with Deep in this one. The limericks feel forced. Bad mojo.

 

[Deepster]

Trust me, @Deepster ‘s issues run far deeper than being angry at the Limerick thread. Just glad he has the boneyard to let it all out vs keeping it all bottled up inside.

I'm not angry.

It's not funny or entertaining or good Mojo. Sorry.

 

[Jaydumo20]

@QDOG5 I thought your response limerick was clever and hilarious at first but then I remembered I'm supposed to be angry and fed up with everything Uconn Bball so...angry face emoji and all that.