Xavier Haiku

[RedDog]

Twitter’s worth free-falled.
How did Musk cause it to fail?
Changed the name to X.

 

[storrsroars]

I wish Sean Miller
Would go back to shirt and tie
I miss his flop sweat

 

[Leebo]

They weren't content
With merely being xavy.
Xaviest? Too far.

 

[Dove]

X in loss column.
An act of sorrow that all
UConn foes must feel.

 

[QuickDraw]

obnoxious X fans
can all go bite the big 1
shut them the hell up

 

[RedDog]

Twitter’s worth free-falled.
How did Musk cause it to fail?
Changed the name to X.

Oops, should say free-fell.
Thanks goes to my 8 year old.
She caught the mistake.

 

[mbt0512]

Xavier, quite the feat
Our champs they did twice defeat
But revenge is sweet

When the Musketeers’
Fans are forced to shed some tears
Huskies win this year

Samson with the slams
Deep balls from Alex and Cam
Let’s go, UConn fam!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

“X Gonna Give It…”
Is an overrated song
from a CT guy.

 

[huskyjawz]

Yes, X marks the spot
For another UConn romp
Samson goes up top!

 

[Son of Robert]

Xavier playing tough
not easy beating Miller
UConn's growth showing

 

[RedStickHusky]

X-men flop again
but not at the box office
Conference road wins are gold

 

[BlueandOG]

"With all due respect,"
Said the wise Ricky Bobby,
"It's shake and bake time!"

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

They have two mascots
Who decided on blue blob
wt_ is that

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Fun team to haiku.
Is it Xav-yer? Xay-vee-yer?
Or Ex-ay-vee-yer?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Fun team to haiku.
Is it Xav-yer? Xay-vee-yer?
Or Ex-ay-vee-yer?

This is the question
It is always a challenge
Let's give it a look

Xavier playing tough
not easy beating Miller
UConn's growth showing

Xavier, quite the feat
Our champs they did twice defeat
But revenge is sweet

Two above count two
But then comes "Xaviest" (three)
With "weren't," not "we're not"

They weren't content
With merely being xavy.
Xaviest? Too far.

Followed by this one
Still more ambiguity
"Con-fer-ence"? "Con-frence?"

X-men flop again
but not at the box office
Conference road wins are gold

Syllable counting
Remains a stressful duty
Self-chosen, but still...

Ex-ay-vyer is three
In yet a dif-er-ent way
Just win the damn game

 

[EZPass]

On the road again.
Excitement, of course, plenty.
Huskies beat muskies!

 

[storrsroars]

Followed by this one
Still more ambiguity
"Con-fer-ence"? "Con-frence?"

Whether two or three
Syllables, it still breaks the
5-7-5 rule

 

[RedStickHusky]

Whether two or three
Syllables, it still breaks the
5-7-5 rule

All too doggone true
Went for five seven seven
Why? Before coffee

 

[Tyler2Rings]

“X Gonna Give It…”
Is an overrated song
from a CT guy.

Over-under one
Point five times Fox plays that song
Before commercial

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

I hope that we play
better than we all haiku
will be a long night

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Whether two or three
Syllables, it still breaks the
5-7-5 rule

I'm not seeing it
That doesn't mean I'm not wrong
I just don't see it

All too doggone true
Went for five seven seven
Why? Before coffee

What am I missing?
You read line three as seven?
Con-fer-ence, con-frence

I'd welcome the chance
To say, "Oh, now I get it"
But this far, I don't

In subvocalese
Hyphens are syllable breaks
To be continued?

 

[Leebo]

Traditionally,
Haiku rules are not so strict
There is some leeway

If you go over
It is called "jiamari"
Under: "jitarazu"

I purposefully
Went over with the final
Part in that haiku

 

[TheChamps990411]

Twitter’s worth free-falled.
How did Musk cause it to fail?
Changed the name to X.

I absolutely
Get too excited for these
Big East road battles

 

[RedStickHusky]

I'm not seeing it
That doesn't mean I'm not wrong
I just don't see it


What am I missing?
You read line three as seven?
Con-fer-ence, con-frence

I'd welcome the chance
To say, "Oh, now I get it"
But this far, I don't

In subvocalese
Hyphens are syllable breaks
To be continued?

mistaken idea
then poorly executed
thus compound errors

 

[Waquoit]

Got nuttin' for X
Reminder: Not sure? Use "How
Many Syllables"

 

[Kolumbo]

Argh X marks the spot
best college hoops in Cinci
never been myself

Quincy can score points
But tonight he will, on X,
examine the corpse

Big East Basketball
Show Ohio how it's played
UConn Huskies Win!

 

[storrsroars]

I'm not seeing it
That doesn't mean I'm not wrong
I just don't see it

What am I missing?
You read line three as seven?
Con-fer-ence, con-frence

Point is, "road wins are gold" is already 4 syllables, and you can't make "conference" one.

 

[Dove]

X-men flop again
but not at the box office
Conference road wins are gold

My opinion, eh!!
But that word "conference" is still...
two syllables, man.

 

[GampelGladiator]

On way to repeat
The Musketeers we shall beat
For Luke’s dad a treat

 

[Waquoit]

My opinion, eh!!
But that word "conference" is still...
two syllables, man.

I have easy fix
for this. Put apostrophe
in front of word 'frence.