Xavier Haiku

[XLCenterFan]

Let's keep on rolling
Storrs will be jamming for sure
And so will AJax

Martin will bully
Whaley will be quite the wrench
Cole facilitates

 

[navery12]

Watching the game late
Guess I am a casual fan
Huskies win by 10

 

[Umami Zen]

Yo!-Huskies are back
Start quick-And really attack
Big Dogs lead the pack.

Edwards and Castle
Chillin' with Don-No hassle
Vibe-They can dazzle.

 

[storrsroars]

Xavier Cugat
Famous bandleader married
Coo-chi coo-chi girl

Her name was Charo
Her claim was shaking booty
And bodacious bewbs.

Xavier the U
Will get booted by Huskies
And will look like bewbs.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Doing this again?
I think it was just last week
UConn met Xavier

This will be better
Dazzle the recruits present
Win big and impress

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Woke up on campus.
First time since two-thousand eight.
Graduate Hotel.

Willington pizza
Filled up my belly last night.
I slept like a king.

Horsebarn hill morning.
Dog lane cafe for breakfast
A few beers for lunch.

 

[Huskybass]

Woke up on campus.
First time since two-thousand eight.
Graduate Hotel.

Willington pizza
Filled up my belly last night.
I slept like a king.

Horsebarn hill morning.
Dog lane cafe for breakfast
A few beers for lunch.

Some spots from my past
Horsebarn hill, oh yes I did
A good life it was

 

[elmcityboy]

xavier rematch!
more sanogo hook shoots, less
nunge pick-and-pops

 

[Son of Robert]

Here we go again
except we're winning this time
Xavier's going down

 

[OkaForPrez]

Tyler Polley please
report to the box score. Ty-
ler to the box score.

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Half drunk bought tickets
on StubHub 1am, wallet hurt
It will be worth it

 

[DALTX]

Save your musk; it tears
Huskies attract Gampel fans
This haiku makes scents?

 

[Yardigan]

Xavier has too
Many syllables to do
Really good haiku

 

[Madmannsucks]

Musketeers they are.
They travel in groups of 3.
5 always beats 3.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

another league game
against saints? meh, we know 'all
dogs go to heaven.'

 

[DALTX]

Half drunk bought tickets
on StubHub 1am, wallet hurt
It will be worth it

Line two rephrasing:
On StubHub; wallet hurt, but
Enjoy being there!

 

[Husky Alien]

Musketeers will not
Shoot down Huskies in this game
Gampel will be loud

 

[TerryBoyz]

Saturday at noon

It’s a Good time as any

To get some payback

 

[jayteeman]

Like Double L says
Huskies gonna X you out
And mark you when done

 

[Kolumbo]

Annie get your gun
Anything you can do I
can do better, SHOOT!

Mouseketeers can't shoot
Yes I can do anything
better than you, THE!

Huskies best shoot straight
or Kolumbo will rain 3's
Don't hate player, ROCK!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Watching the game late
Guess I am a casual fan
Huskies win by 10

Change "I am" to "I'm"
(no way cas-u-al is 2)
Or don't I see it?

Half drunk bought tickets
on StubHub 1am, wallet hurt
It will be worth it

Line two rephrasing:
On StubHub; wallet hurt, but
Enjoy being there!

Wonderful rewrite
"1am" could have been "late"
There's always a way

As to second half
Don't let Freemantle & Scruggs
Reprise prior game

Around the basket
Focus and go strong to rim
Draw foul and/or score

 

[Ewekon]

Hawkins needs to shine
Right now is the freshman's time
3 right on the dime