Xavier Game Day Haiku

[Husky Alien]

Musketeers in town
UConn crowd let's get real loud
Huskies in a rout

 

[6in25]

Route like sixty-six?
Or a rout? As in, defeat?
Alien language?

It is hard enough
Reading aloud and counting
To ensure mojo

After all, we are
A bunch of "tards" according
To the great Deepster

But now, I digress
Huskies push on, get number
Twenty-two tonight

 

[TheShot1990]

Baldy took beating
Now your turn little Dicky
Nothing you can do

 

[Husky Alien]

Route like sixty-six?
Or a rout? As in, defeat?
Alien language?

It is hard enough
Reading aloud and counting
To ensure mojo

After all, we are
A bunch of "tards" according
To the great Deepster

But now, I digress
Huskies push on, get number
Twenty-two tonight

I should not do this
So early, rout by sixty
Six would be aewsome

 

[6in25]

I should not do this
So early, rout by sixty
Six would be aewsome

Aewsome? There you go
Again, proving to us all
Aliens exist

 

[Hey Adrien!]

If X gonna give...
is in today's haiku thread,
it's an AI bot.

 

[Deepster]

 

[Umami Zen]

Tough night for Young Rick
Draining threes- Creates lead quick
Offense starts to click.

 

[Samoo]

There is a long list
Of teams that have tried and failed
Another one bites dust

 

[BlueandOG]

The Musketeer is
a pretty weak team mascot.
Nous allons gagner.

 

[Waquoit]

Don't think the Huskies
Will win by 40 tonight.
Twenty would be fine.

 

[Son of Robert]

UConn playing strong
getting better by the game
champion season

 

[TheShot1990]

Bad to laugh I know.
But Deepster‘s image funny.
OK…let’s focus

 

[mussels]

Alien stubs toe
right out of gate second week
means second blow out

 

[Kolumbo]

X marks the spot where
Huskies give repeated kicks
to the darriere

 

[Deepster]

Phew! Glad you guys came through!

Without these awesome haikus, how would we ever win a home game against a 1-5 road team we just drubbed by 23 at their building a month ago?! We're dooooooomed!!!!

 

[controlfade]

two Pitino's one week
baby Pitino first, then Pops
two wins are better than one

 

[Lafayette]

Borovicanin
Welcome to Hartford tonight
All Wright too goodnight!

 

[TribecaHusk]

We routed Creighton
Yet somehow fell down to third
I pity Xavier….

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

There is a long list
Of teams that have tried and failed
Another one bites dust

Miscounted haiku
Results in more missed free throws
Muscle memory

two Pitino's one week
baby Pitino first, then Pops
two wins are better than one

Apostrophe and
6 8 6 "+1" haiku?
Both correctible

It's the little things
That build championship teams
We all pull the sled

Beyond the sidelines
"Look at me! I'm the Deepster!"
Boneyard's top has-been

 

[RedStickHusky]

Miska, mouska, ...wait
I think I started wrong there
Take off the mouse ears

 

[Ewekon]

There's no savior for
Xavier. Mousketeers indeed
Huskies bark, bite, win!

UConn takes the X
From Xavier. Leaving them to
Ask, Y, Y me? Woof

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Unlike the X-Men
These hoop X-men will succumb
Use full firepower!

It's raining threes and
Dunks aplenty as UConn
Romps to a big win

 

[Dove]

The cool Pitino
Will find that playing UConn
Often, will suck balls.

 

[DALTX]

Haiku counts for some
UConn wins anyway, but
it causes deep posts