Xavier Game Day Haiku

[storrsroars]

Words that start with X
Sound like words that start with Z
Why does X exist?

It's main use is to
Denote a failing grade, and
X will fail tonight.

I edited that
Three times so I wouldn't have
To split up "denote"

And the ultimate
Irony (used correctly)
Is I get an X.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

It’s said, ”better late
Than never.” Also for haiku
Game started, I see …

So X marks the spot
Of the latest Husky win
Run them out the gym

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

It’s said, ”better late
Than never.” Also for haiku
Game started, I see …

Maybe it's your fault
Check your second line again
Late AND counting 8

No, it's not your fault
Unforced errors: foolish fouls,
rushed shots. What game plan?