Xavier Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Once upon a time
Jonathan brandished musket
Tonight, Martin will

 

[navery12]

Huskies and Muskies
Good luck stopping Sanogo
Send them to freefall

 

[Umami Zen]

This time of the year
Have no fear of Musketeer
Show another gear!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

My wish for swishes,
dishes that lead to swishes…
Dishing and swishing…

 

[Vancat]

Never knew about
The Blue Blob. (I just googled)
their weird-ass mascot

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Tonight we will see
Uconn will demagnetize
Profess Xavier

 

[OkaForPrez]

Lots of yarders who
have exes think Hurley has
no X's and O's.

 

[Huskybass]

A win on the road
Seems to be worth two at home
Huskies win by 10

 

[August_West]

Bungles? Mouseketeers?
Cincinnati loses games
for skyline chili

 

[awfuldan]

Huskies dominate
Dissapointment in Cincy
The entire weekend

Alternatively
Hurley could win all three games
Nice weekend for him

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Tonight we will see
Uconn will demagnetize
Profess Xavier

Huskies dominate
Dissapointment in Cincy
The entire weekend

Xavier and Entire
Xavier and Xavier
5 or 7? 6???

"Super Bowl Weekend"
"X-men" or "the Musketeers"
Work better for me

Better to avoid
Ambiguous syllables
Of course, that's just me

No mistakes were made
I just got a little stressed
Still gave them the Likes

 

[DALTX]

Adama sitting
atop Skyline chili can
is really cheesy

Martin don't plan on
losing anymore, if they
play the way they did

Grammar has no place
In Connecticut haiku
Navy blue, white, red

 

[HuskyHawk]

Oh Doctor Fever
Describes fall turkeys plunging
Like the Musketeers

 

[elmcityboy]

Huskies dominate
Dissapointment in Cincy
The entire weekend

Alternatively
Hurley could win all three games
Nice weekend for him

i am gonna be
rooting for bengals sunday!
xavier though!!!

 

[Husky Alien]

Cincinnati here
We come to kick Xaviers
Butts close we win game

 

[awfuldan]

i am gonna be
rooting for bengals sunday!
xavier though!!!

I am gonna guess
In line three you meant to use
Four letter F-word

 

[Umami Zen]

Intense win-Friday
Bengals watch Huskies and say-
They damn good-Who dey?

 

[drayenob]

Hawkins and Polley
Need to come through for this game
Let Sanogo feast!

 

[TerryBoyz]

X marks the spot, where

Huskies maul Xavier

Two wins in a row!

 

[Colin G]

Sanogo Big Games
Are Fun But Lets See The Hawk
Fly In Cincy Now

 

[mussels]

All Cinci mojo
invested in the Bengals
Musketeers get stomped

 

[Son of Robert]

Turning the corner
getting ready for stretch run
UConn on the move

 

[Chosen]

It was a great win
Top 25 team really
Get another one

We beat a good team
Two times in the same season
No letting guards down

Let's get another
Good win tonight against a
Top 25 team

 

[Chosen]

Thoughts are on tonight
Tough game on the road tonight
Get a win homies.

 

[Kolumbo]

they play tic-tac-toe
start with X and end with no
winner, cuz you know

for the mouseketeers
the only winning move is
not to play, drink beers

despite DEFCON 1
global thermonuclear
war will rage on X

 

[storrsroars]

Words that start with X
Sound like words that start with Z
Why does X exist?

It's main use to
Denote a failing grade, and
X will fail tonight.

 

[jayteeman]

Dogs are back on track
Need to pounce on musketeers
Leave your markateer

 

[ZenConn]

Another top team
In the AP 25
Huskies maul the 'teers.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

i am gonna be
rooting for bengals sunday!
xavier though!!!

X marks the spot, where

Huskies maul Xavier

Two wins in a row!

It's main use to
Denote a failing grade, and
X will fail tonight.

Kudos awfuldan
Cracking elmcityboy's code
In the post below

I am gonna guess
In line three you meant to use
Four letter F-word

One problem though:
They can't ALL be using it
I'll rewrite flawed lines...

Screw the Musketeers
The Huskies beat Xa-vi-er
Mark it with an X

 

[TerryBoyz]

Kudos awfuldan
Cracking elmcityboy's code
In the post below

One problem though:
They can't ALL be using it
I'll rewrite flawed lines...

Screw the Musketeers
The Huskies beat Xa-vi-er
Mark it with an X

I don’t believe it

I’ve been pronouncing it wrong

Such a Philistine