Xavier Game Day Haiku

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Musketeers bear arms
Huskies bear no resemblance
Can you bear bare beer?

 

[Jorgensen]

Does X mark the spot
for a major husky win?
Let’s get back on track.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

We must tear apart
these Musketeers. Don't stop 'til
there's blood on the court.

 

[mussels]

Dogs maul X today
Athos, Porthos, Aramis
Will not be playing

 

[Dooooooomed]

2 keys to the win
Give the young guys more minutes
Timeouts are your friend

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'A' team almost here,
ajax and akok now back.
soon, we will be whole.

hey james, join the fun!
then, we'll say, 'luv it when a
plan comes together.'

 

[ClifSpliffy]

mouseketeers? get a
real pony. sunoco a
go-go brings mojo.

 

[Kolumbo]

X 2 3 or 4
Just how many syllables
That is the question

Nothing wrong with team
Let the bodies hit the floor
Something's got to give

 

[Son of Robert]

Saturday morning
blues all on the stereo
where it ought to be

game on, noon today
I'll be in my happy place
don't give me the blues

 

[TerryBoyz]

Morale is down but

It’s Xavier today

Let’s start a win steak

 

[JakeTheDog]

How Cincinnati?
How can that pass as chili?
Uncultured Heathens

 

[jayteeman]

You can be the X
And Huskies will be the O
Yes say it O O

 

[David 76]

Desert of losing
We need the oasis of
Xavier's losing touch

 

[DALTX]

Huskies are awake
Who needs Skyline Chili when
You have Akok cook

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

X 2 3 or 4
Just how many syllables
That is the question

Morale is down but

It’s Xavier today

Let’s start a win steak

Desert of losing
We need the oasis of
Xavier's losing touch

All hail Kolumbo
Syllable count's a big tent
With this opponent

Asking the question
Raised the haiku consciousness
And helped the mojo

We had a "zayv-yer"
And an "x-ay-vee-er" too
But no "zay-vee-ers"

Look at stat sheet though
Eleven for twenty-six
That's where the 3s are!

As for the others?
Twas a perfect haiku thread
Should I stay away?

There's a tool for that
In Mojo Dilemma thread
Judge Deepster: "First rule..."

 

[Kolumbo]

All hail Kolumbo
Syllable count's a big tent
With this opponent

Asking the question
Raised the haiku consciousness
And helped the mojo

We had a "zayv-yer"
And an "x-ay-vee-er" too
But no "zay-vee-ers"

Look at stat sheet though
Eleven for twenty-six
That's where the 3s are!

As for the others?
Twas a perfect haiku thread
Should I stay away?

There's a tool for that
In Mojo Dilemma thread
Judge Deepster: "First rule..."

There are two for 3
"x-ayv-yer" or "zay-vee-er"
try "loo-hoo za-her"

It should be easy
To make Haiku, but if not
For 3, R. J. Cole

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

There are two for 3
"x-ayv-yer" or "zay-vee-er"
try "loo-hoo za-her"

Oh def they exist
But no one wrote them today
Just the 2 and 4