Xavier Game Day Haiku Thread

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I just call them "X"
Or spell the syllables out
to keep things simple

Zay-vee-ur is three
X-ay-vee-ur, X-ay-vyur
Zay-vyur, whatever

Too many options
Iso ball versus team play
Can be confusing

Beat those Musketeers
Jonathan defeats Blue Blob
New Year's Eve road win

 

[OceanDoggie]

Huskies stalk the court
Xavior fails life support
Big East bows to Crown

Flawless in their stride
painting every court in blue
Huskies howl, We shine

UConn Finnish the job
We KO Xavior's Blue Bob
Screams they got robbed

 

[gwhuskyfan]

Ten day break is done
Finally we get some hoops
Time to win at X

 

[RedStickHusky]

Really? Musketeers?
Firing blanks tonight my Friends
Healthy Huskies roll

 

[Son of Robert]

Finally a game
and then a bunch more coming
winter settles in

 

[Samoo]

New Years Eve @ X
The Huskies will be winners
When the ball decends

 

[UCLJ0211]

Before the ball drops
Many balls drop through the net
For UConn, of course

 

[6in25]

I hope everyone
Received Peacock for Christmas
So you all can watch

Huskies in Cincy
A bad start to the new year
For the Musketeers

 

[Husky Alien]

Musketeers oh no
One Pitino down tonight
Another one next

 

[DALTX]

Was going to write
Haiku without mentioning
Skyline Chili. Fail.

Huskies stay hungry
Before facing Musket "tears"
Go for win thirteen

 

[storrsroars]

As a company
Cintas cleans floor mats. And that's
What X is tonight.

 

[Jaydumo20]

The only Xavier
That i respect at all is
Xavier McDaniel

 

[Dove]

A game in Cincy
On this News Year Eve is like...
A game in fun hell.

 

[Kolumbo]

X has a Motto
reads: "He has seen great wonders"
seen: UConn Huskies

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Road wins will pay off
Nail this one down, versus "X"
Two-and-oh feels good.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

The Blue blob is odd
Like Grimace had a baby
with severe issues

 

[Umami Zen]

Last win of the Year
Play defense-Nothing to fear
Thirteen and one-Cheers!

 

[Deepster]

Dominated the first half
I sure hope no anti-haiku doesn't jinx them
Uconn will win by a thousand

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

I don't do Haiku
But I won't clown those who do
Deepster is a dork

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

UConn Finnish the job
We KO Xavior's Blue Bob
Screams they got robbed

"Finnish" is funny
Line 1 is long; line 3 short
Line 2 is unclear

I hope everyone
Received Peacock for Christmas
So you all can watch

Forgot to cancel
So I got auto-renewed
I have no complaints

Huskies in Cincy
A bad start to the new year
For the Musketeers

A slight correction:
Bad end to the current year
For the Musketeers

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Dominated the first half
I sure hope no anti-haiku doesn't jinx them
Uconn will win by a thousand

Once a true legend,
now beside himself, alone
and irrelevant

 

[Deepster]

I don't do Haiku
But I won't clown those who do
Deepster is a dork

I came in after the tip for this anti haiku. Does that still make me 7-0?

 

[Dove]

I came in after the tip for this anti haiku. Does that still make me 7-0?

Deepster here be like
"Look at me!!! Please, look at me!!!"
Only he rules mojo?

 

[Deepster]

Deepster here be like
"Look at me!!! Please, look at me!!!"
Only he rules mojo?

Anti Haiku: undefeated
Haiku: not undefeated

You do you.

 

[TheShot1990]

Anti Haiku: undefeated
Haiku: not undefeated

You do you.

But you did Haiku
And with correct syllables
The proof is post 3

Post in thread 'UConn vs Texas Haiku'

Dec 12, 2025

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