WVU Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Huggy Bear will press
AJax, Samson might to foe
Mourning Morgantown

 

[Vancat]

Huggy Bear will press
AJax, Samson might to foe
Mourning Morgantown

Morning, Huskies fans-
Let's see who steps up for us!
(got the Joni ref)

 

[Apollo]

Tough road game tonight
Hurley’s Dogs beat Huggy-bear
Breakout game for Hawk

 

[Huskybass]

Feels like the old days
Huggy Bear has got no O
We win a rockfight

 

[UCLJ0211]

Just like old Big East
Huskies defeat Mountaineers
In a tough road win

 

[karstenkibbe]

Appalachia
Randy Moss Marshall Goldberg
Won’t get Pittsnoggled

 

[Hey Adrien!]

In two-thousand six
a group of Mountaineers fans
approached me and friends.

Outside of The Rent,
middle-aged w/ beer muscles
they wanted to fight.

Filled with apathy
from a 26 point loss
we walked right past them.

After tonight's win
I will picture their faces:
grimace, tears welling.

 

[Get a Job]

I'm not sure why but
Huggs reminds me of Violent
J from ICP

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

feed the man bear beer
huggy will wear his track suit
Uconn get the win

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Mountain Mama down
John denver was full of poo
Clog a musketeer

 

[Son of Robert]

And so I wandered
I saw many crazy things
value your moments

 

[Husky Alien]

Boom boom boom boom bang
Mountaineers and huggy bear
pressed dogs in fight win

 

[wheelerdog]

An old Big East foe
In a new Big East era
In RJ we trust

 

[Chosen]

Tonight tough road game
Play smart basketball
And we get a win

 

[Chosen]

Sorry I messed up

Tonight tough road game
Play smart basketball to win
And no stupid fouls

 

[8893]

@Chosen use edit
To fix your first attempt here
Mojo will thank you

Scratch apology
From your second haiku here
Only haiku please

 

[mussels]

Take care of the ball
do that and we win tonight
Husky block party

 

[elmcityboy]

first true road match-up
no tyrese, no adama
i still think we win

 

[Husky Alien]

@Chosen use edit
To fix your first attempt here
Mojo will thank you

Scratch apology
From your second haiku here
Only haiku please

To late now to fix
Mojo very important here
Haiku format only

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Big 12? What is that?
Can't measure up to Big East
Morgantown will see

Mark it "W"
Mountaineers will be weeping
Soggy coonskin caps

 

[JakeTheDog]

To late now to fix
Mojo very important here
Haiku format only

Mojo important
Your second line has eight, not
Seven, Alien

 

[HuskyHawk]

UConn Huskies take
Country Roads to Morgantown
All my memories

The place we belong
West Virginia, Big Twelve foe
Playing like a breeze

 

[Doginaus]

Game in Morgantown,
Huggy Bear is still a clown,
Hostile fans are found.

Huskies show no fear,
Mountaineers are left in tears,
Don't cry little dears.

Uconn gets the win,
Thrown mountaineers in the bin,
Contact next of kin.

 

[Husky Alien]

Mojo important
Your second line has eight, not
Seven, Alien

Thanks Jake TheDog oops
Original poster is like
What the hell mojo

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

A familiar foe
Awaits in West Virginia
Mounties lose again

 

[Jorgensen]

Will the band be there
To play fight song on repeat
During road dunk fest?

 

[storrsroars]

WVU
Is just an hour from my house
But will watch at home

Seems I have something
Could be the flu, or could be
A breakthrough virus

Two shots and booster
Already, but got a test
So quarantined now

Still, the thought of me
Infecting Morgantown is
Very enticing

I do still have taste
And can savor a UConn
Win in the chat room.

 

[8893]

WVU
Is just an hour from my house
But will watch at home

Seems I have something
Could be the flu, or could be
A breakthrough virus

Two shots and booster
Already, but got a test
So quarantined now

Still, the thought of me
Infecting Morgantown is
Very enticing

I do still have taste
And can savor a UConn
Win in the chat room.

If you have Covid
Try hydroxychloroquine
I have heard good things

 

[DALTX]

Huskies and Hurley
Avoid pepperoni rolls,
Muzzle Mountaineers

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Huggy Bear will press
AJax, Samson might to foe
Mourning Morgantown

You took no chances
Arriving here first with an
elevated game

You inspired me
Looked up "Mouring Morgantown"
Couldn't find box scores

Albie played there twice
An 85-40 win
Avenged prior loss