Would we be any better if Jesus was in the huddle?

[Bonehead]

"we're going to make sure [players] understand that should be in the center of our huddle, that that's something that is important."
Ernest T. Jones

 

[Waquoit]

You might be on to something. If He was in our huddle perhaps we wouldn't have had to play during the flood.

 

[Palatine]

I'm sure he's in there.

 

[junglehusky]

Is turning loaves into fishes an improper NCAA benefit?

 

[mikedog10]

On a serious note, I've wondered how Jones's departure has affected the team. Diaco planned on this guy coaching the running backs and playing a part in keeping the players engaged and on a good path. After the resignation, no one was hired to replace him. Maybe the RBs wouldn't have coughed the ball up so much early in games if they had a RB coach on the staff?

 

[huskymedic]

On a serious note, I've wondered how Jones's departure has affected the team. Diaco planned on this guy coaching the running backs and playing a part in keeping the players engaged and on a good path. After the resignation, no one was hired to replace him. Maybe the RBs wouldn't have coughed the ball up so much early in games if they had a RB coach on the staff?

Ummm - Dave Corley was hired to replace Ernest Jones and is the current Running Back coach.

 

[Waquoit]

Ummm - Dave Corley was hired to replace Ernest Jones and is the current Running Back coach.

Right, but clearly Jones was a better fumble preventer.

 

[sdhusky]

"we're going to make sure [players] understand that should be in the center of our huddle, that that's something that is important."
Ernest T. Jones

Better meaning can you stir up more stYt?

Yeah. This will stir it up.

 

[Bonehead]

Better meaning can you stir up more stYt?

Yeah. This will stir it up.

Like Reggie Jackson.

 

[BlueMAB]

Shanah tovah!

 

[J187Money]

The BY has officially "jumped the shark"...

 

[Dogged]

Do we know that Jesus is not in the huddle?

I think it would be better if he were on the sideline.

 

[Wonkster]

Would we be any better if Jesus was in the huddle?

Sure, as long as Jesus brings Lazarus along.

 

[sdhusky]

Like Reggie Jackson.

I'm thinking more like a turd in a punch bowl.

 

[BlueMAB]

I wouldn't mind Jesus on the O-Line. If he can part the red sea, surely he could open up a gap for one of our RBs to sneak through.

 

[Bonehead]

I'm thinking more like a turd in a punch bowl.

Wow - Tell me how you really feel...

 

[mets1090]

I wouldn't mind Jesus on the O-Line. If he can part the red sea, surely he could open up a gap for one of our RBs to sneak through.

Really then we would need Moses on the O-Line and Jesus on the sidelines.

 

[BlueMAB]

Really then we would need Moses on the O-Line and Jesus on the sidelines.

Moses got all the credit, but it was Jesus working the miracles.

How about Moses at LT, Gideon at LG, Jesus at Center, David at RG, and Samson at RT?

(I don't need a timeline correction, it's just a joke).

 

[sdhusky]

How about Goliath on the Oline? We already have Thor.

 

[FAIRTIDES]

You might be on to something. If He was in our huddle perhaps we wouldn't have had to play during the flood.

If his name is "Jesus Smith" and he weighs 225lbs., runs a 4.3 forty and makes his own running room. That would help.

 

[LRock34]

How about Goliath on the Oline? We already have Thor.

David at QB? He would surely be the most accurate QB in the country.

 

[Uconnalliance]

I know one thing he's in the stands for every game because I hear people calling his name over and over including your truly

 

[sdhusky]

David at QB? He would surely be the most accurate QB in the country.

His arm is like a sling shot. You do need to roll him out to see downfield.

 

[itgoeslike]

Can he block?

 

[BNich]

I know one thing he's in the stands for every game because I hear people calling his name over and over including your truly

I applaud for post of the year in the most senseless thread of the year. But your response was spectacular.