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An ax then an eyeball and brains omelet? You can't make this stuff up.
 

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I WANT BLOOD!!!! and eyeballs and brains!!! lol
 
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Bluntly put, I honestly don't believe in "mojos".

What heresy doth this man speaketh?! Thou hath found the one dagger forged by hate and insolence and hath treacherously pierced thy heart from behind! I've been wounded to the CORE!!!!!
 
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Couple things:

First of all, are you guys really that dumb to think that the post on the Patriots board was done by the same man who crafted that legendary post one year ago today on this site? Jives, I'm hugely disappointed in you, and the four people who liked his post. I can't believe we've discarded our faith in the Muppet that quickly. As you an I know, as soon as you become a legend, there are going to be imposters. We, as boneyarders, cannot be foolish enough to buy into every plagerist with fingers and a keypad. The post seen on the Patriots message board lacks in creativity, charisma, and testicular fortitude.

Secondly, are my eyes betraying me or did some poster a few scrolls up just doubt the power of the mojo? There is a time and place for science, logic, and rational thinking, but this message board is not it. This poster doesn't just deserve a hanging, he deserves to have his remaining pieces eaten, digested, out, and urinated on.

Kemba Walker and Jim Calhoun are pretty damn good. But must I remind you, as good as these two were, they were only able to muster a 9-9 regular season until the Muppet tapped his beautiful music onto my computer screen. Jim Calhoun, Kemba Walker, and the mojo, however, are nothing short of unbeatatle, unbreakable. McGhee falling down was part Kemba Walker, and part the force of the Muppet bringing him to his knees. Five wins in five days is part endurance, and part the power of the boneyard willing the team onto victory. What about Kyle Fogg's wide open three to send UConn packing? It is my belief that had one poster not been on board, that shot would have fallen. The force of a team, a family, and one Charile Sheen, was just enough to pull that shot slightly to the left.

So the ball is in your court, "Butchy". Get on the mojo train or get run over.
 
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HANG HIM HIGH AND LET US FEAST ON SACREDS IN THE SHADE BENEATH HIS SWINGING CARCASS
YOU LOVE ME, DON'T YOU?

"champs99and04", the onus is on the basketball team, not me.
 

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was that a major league ref at the end of that?
 
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"champs99and04", the onus is on the basketball team, not me.
You want to die here, don't you? That's the only reason I can think of for your Mojo crimes.

Unfortunately, there just may not be enough juice in you, or in this year, for your death to mean much. You are lucky.
 
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Couple things:

First of all, are you guys really that dumb to think that the post on the Patriots board was done by the same man who crafted that legendary post one year ago today on this site? Jives, I'm hugely disappointed in you, and the four people who liked his post. I can't believe we've discarded our faith in the Muppet that quickly. As you an I know, as soon as you become a legend, there are going to be imposters. We, as boneyarders, cannot be foolish enough to buy into every plagerist with fingers and a keypad. The post seen on the Patriots message board lacks in creativity, charisma, and testicular fortitude.

Secondly, are my eyes betraying me or did some poster a few scrolls up just doubt the power of the mojo? There is a time and place for science, logic, and rational thinking, but this message board is not it. This poster doesn't just deserve a hanging, he deserves to have his remaining pieces eaten, digested, out, and urinated on.

Kemba Walker and Jim Calhoun are pretty damn good. But must I remind you, as good as these two were, they were only able to muster a 9-9 regular season until the Muppet tapped his beautiful music onto my computer screen. Jim Calhoun, Kemba Walker, and the mojo, however, are nothing short of unbeatatle, unbreakable. McGhee falling down was part Kemba Walker, and part the force of the Muppet bringing him to his knees. Five wins in five days is part endurance, and part the power of the boneyard willing the team onto victory. What about Kyle Fogg's wide open three to send UConn packing? It is my belief that had one poster not been on board, that shot would have fallen. The force of a team, a family, and one Charile Sheen, was just enough to pull that shot slightly to the left.

So the ball is in your court, "Butchy". Get on the mojo train or get run over.
I checked out those posts on the patriots board and they are mostly "UnMaker's Like". It's quite low to steal from that post, kind of like stealing a Robert Frost poem.
 

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butchy clearly doesn't understand whats going on here. the mojo was strong last year becuase the boneyard was all for it, it gave us chemistry and our leader(mm) led us to the promise land. our issue with butchy is the same the team had during this up and down stretch. chemisty. our boneyard chemistry is a little off becuase a few like butchy are not on board with the movement. did you not see what happened to the girls team last year when people like icebear on that board refused and talked down upon the mojo?

we had run ins with baby lambs, huge guys from tampa and now this aint mojo crap from butchy, this needs to be fixed with a good ole hanging in order to right the things that are wrong. without this act for the gods, i fear our boneyard chemistry and mojo will not be strong enough to will this fanbase and team to another deep run in ncaa's. oh holy one, may butchys crimes against the mojo be a sign that chemistry needs to be fixed asap. may we hang him and pour oraki holy water over his head in order for his sins to be forgiven.
 
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I'll compromise....

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

How come Oriakhi is allowed to use holy water?
 

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Can somebody lock this thread? It's starting to give me a case of the "nervous."

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I know this isn't the hanging thread but...

Didn't Butchy have some kind of Satanic avatar for a while? ...and wasn't Satan a former coach for St. Johns? That's two strikes right there.
 

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Can somebody lock this thread? It's starting to give me a case of the "nervous."

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by lock u mean pin right?
 
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I know this isn't the hanging thread but...

Didn't Butchy have some kind of Satanic avatar for a while? ...and wasn't Satan a former coach for St. Johns? That's two strikes right there.
Considering this thread has been pinned, let's stick to the subject....

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
 
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Considering this thread has been pinned, let's stick to the subject....

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

This is developing into a bit of a puzzler.

First of all, he said he didn't believe in "mojos." That's kind of like saying that you like to check things out on the internets while listening to the Radioheads. Now we've got the dooooomed thing going.

All I know for sure is that business is suspended from 12-2pm tomorrow.
 
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Never mind mojo, karma, holy water, or being doomed. I believe in the Huskies. I place my faith in them.
 
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Never mind mojo, karma, holy water, or being doomed. I believe in the Huskies. I place my faith in them.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!
 

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WE WANTS A HANGIN' AND WE WANTS IT NOW!!!!
 
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