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I don't understand all the complaints on this board about this person disrespecting us, or that person picking St. Joe's over us or some guy's basic-cable documentary about Syracuse and Georgetown falling in love not mentioning us enough. Do you want us to be well-liked? Everyone liked Mickey Mantle in the Horace Clark years and Wilt Chamberlain when he was in the Conan movie and Attila the Hun after he died and started writing self-help books for middle managers.
I actually get upset anytime anyone on television says anything nice about UConn basketball and I certainly don't want anyone picking us to win a tournament game. I'm happiest when someone finds out I went to UConn and feels the need to bring up our one-year post-season ban or "laptops" or "mid-major conference" or "fading into irrelevance" or "your football team", because then I know the hate is alive. It's like Robert DeNiro said to one of the other Baldwin brothers (not the crackhead from Homicide or the Christian one, the other one) in a terrible movie I saw once: "It's a living thing, [Other Baldwin Brother]. It breathes. It eats. It hates." He was talking about herpes or whatever (it was a terrible movie), but it applies equally to the UConn bug living inside the head of a lot of people who follow college basketball. Call it Husky herpes: it really flares up only once a year around March, but it's always there and it's highly contagious, and though it won't kill you, it makes your life miserable. Oh, you can treat it with a post-season ban or BS tournament draws or Ted Valentine, but that's just suppressing the symptoms. There is no cure. That makes me glad.
Let fans of other teams print t-shirts about sextuple overtime victories in the quarterfinals of a conference tournament that their team lost or enjoy basic cable documentaries about that one time during the late stages of the Cold War when the team they root for lost two of the three tries they had at a national championship despite having the most dominant player on their team. Keep your t-shirts and your movie and I'll take your hatred. I just wish there was more of it and that it was a more virulent strain. A guy at MSG threw a beer in my direction after Taliek hit that shot against Pitt, and the guy was wearing a Villanova hat! Why can't I have that kind of hate every day? If there was a store that sold it, I'd be their best customer.
I just wish this year's team could find something to do over the next few weeks that would make everyone waste a few more moments of their lives hating UConn a little harder.
I actually get upset anytime anyone on television says anything nice about UConn basketball and I certainly don't want anyone picking us to win a tournament game. I'm happiest when someone finds out I went to UConn and feels the need to bring up our one-year post-season ban or "laptops" or "mid-major conference" or "fading into irrelevance" or "your football team", because then I know the hate is alive. It's like Robert DeNiro said to one of the other Baldwin brothers (not the crackhead from Homicide or the Christian one, the other one) in a terrible movie I saw once: "It's a living thing, [Other Baldwin Brother]. It breathes. It eats. It hates." He was talking about herpes or whatever (it was a terrible movie), but it applies equally to the UConn bug living inside the head of a lot of people who follow college basketball. Call it Husky herpes: it really flares up only once a year around March, but it's always there and it's highly contagious, and though it won't kill you, it makes your life miserable. Oh, you can treat it with a post-season ban or BS tournament draws or Ted Valentine, but that's just suppressing the symptoms. There is no cure. That makes me glad.
Let fans of other teams print t-shirts about sextuple overtime victories in the quarterfinals of a conference tournament that their team lost or enjoy basic cable documentaries about that one time during the late stages of the Cold War when the team they root for lost two of the three tries they had at a national championship despite having the most dominant player on their team. Keep your t-shirts and your movie and I'll take your hatred. I just wish there was more of it and that it was a more virulent strain. A guy at MSG threw a beer in my direction after Taliek hit that shot against Pitt, and the guy was wearing a Villanova hat! Why can't I have that kind of hate every day? If there was a store that sold it, I'd be their best customer.
I just wish this year's team could find something to do over the next few weeks that would make everyone waste a few more moments of their lives hating UConn a little harder.
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