When is Bacon not a good thing?

[UConNation]

Never. In fact I challenge you to find ONE instance where bacon isn't the best idea you've had all day.

Glad we can all agree on that point.

So why aren't we recruiting Dwayne Bacon (ESPN60 SF)?

 

[Castlevania]

BACON STRIPS &
BACON STRIPS &
BACON STRIPS &
BACON STRIPS &
BACON STRIPS &
BACON STRIPS

 

[Kitaman]

Sorry but there are many examples of bacon not being a good thing. Since you asked, I'll get it started.

 

[UConNation]

Sorry but there are many examples of bacon not being a good thing. Since you asked, I'll get it started.

That bacon jacket isn't a bad idea per se, this picture is just stage 1 of one of the best ideas you've ever seen...what you're not seeing is that he's about to take that jacket off, grill it, then put it back on and wear it to work so as to have the most delicious snack-jacket ever seen.

Your point has been invalidated.

 

[tcf15]

I'll follow Kitaman's lead:

 

[Rico444]

That bacon jacket isn't a bad idea per se, this picture is just stage 1 of one of the best ideas you've ever seen...what you're not seeing is that he's about to take that jacket off, grill it, then put it back on and wear it to work so as to have the most delicious snack-jacket ever seen.

Your point has been invalidated.

... except he'll be mauled and eaten by a pack of wild animals in the parking lot.

 

[phillionaire]

i don't understand the bacon circlejerk. it's good but it's not like it's the greatest thing ever discovered.

 

[Stinger92860]

During your first heart attack........

 

[tcf15]

 

[vtmikeb]

 

[Huskies4ever]

Sorry but there are many examples of bacon not being a good thing. Since you asked, I'll get it started.

That's actually a pretty cool jacket. It's the person modeling it that is the issue. There are a lot less goofy looking guys out there.

Think about a bacon string-bikini.

 

[ZenConn]

Think about a bacon string-bikini.

Thanks. Now I can't stop thinking about it.

 

[Dove]

This does not look good to me. Anyone try it?

 

[ConnHuskBask]

i don't understand the bacon circlejerk. it's good but it's not like it's the greatest thing ever discovered.

Lmao, I've said the same exact thing before. It's great, but.. calm down lol.

 

[Gurleyman]

I'm sure most have heard the twist on the old joke:

We used to have Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Hope, no Cash and no Jobs...

Will someone please make sure nothing happens to Kevin Bacon!

 

[Deepster]

This does not look good to me. Anyone try it?

I haven't had this, but at Michael Simons restaurant in Cleveland, I had maple walnut ice cream with thick cut hunks of bacon in it. Over a warm beignet. Pretty fakking amazing.

 

[Devland]

i don't understand the bacon circlejerk. it's good but it's not like it's the greatest thing ever discovered.

As someone who has never cared for bacon, I don't get the obsession.

 

[joober jones]

I'm known for my love of bacon around the office, and just yesterday a co-worker e-mailed me a poem simply entitled "An Ode to Bacon". Here it is, for your bacon-loving approval:

An Ode to Bacon​

When I am down, my spirit shaken​

I can always turn to the comfort of bacon.​

So crispy, so hot, so perfect and nice​

I'll extol your virtues much more than thrice​

​

Pink and white, in the package you sit​

Until fried up for a scrumptious hit​

With eggs, a burger, on pizza or alone​

Or even on top of an ice cream cone​

​

You're a thing of style, of beauty, of class​

Always there for me when I fail to get ass​

You lift me from a blackened mood​

You're heaven-sent, my favorite food​

​

In the worst of times, the most infernal​

The joy you bring me springs eternal​

The sight, the smell, the grease, the crunch​

Perfect at dinner, breakfast, or lunch​

​

Your splendor health nazis do not deserve​

Though it would throw them for a curve​

You are my joy - my life, my pride​

You are my anti-suicide​

​

Each night I pray will come the days​

When everyone will sing your praise​

 

[rw005]