When all else fails...

[epark88]

Lower your expectations.

4-8 (1-6) this year for our guys. If they learn how to close out a game, maybe we go bowling at 6-6 (3-4). Our D is the truth, but if Sio could only play QB...

 

[willie99]

think midnight madness

 

[UCHuskies08]

Or bitch incessantly on the Boneyard every game. That seems to be working for plenty of people here.