OT: What's the strangest line said that you heard in a box office movie?

[Skeets]

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

I'm going to wrestle me a grizzly and kiss me a pretty girl. I hope he don't get them mixed up like the last time.

Someone dropped a house on her sister.

Here's a dime, go call your mother.

 

[David54]

Most probably know the line from harry met sally but the actress who said it definitely not one of the main characters. I think it was the directors mom.

 

[Blond D.]

Machete don't text!

 

[Monte]

John Wayne in TRUE GRIT: "If ever I meet one of you Texas waddies who ain't drunk water from a hoofprint, I think I'll shake their hand or buy 'em a Daniel Webster cigar."

 

[Puppy Love]

“Do you think he wants a piece of cheese?”

 

[Steelerone]

"Take your stinking paws off me you dammed dirty Ape."
Charlton Heston from Planet of the Apes.

 

[pinotbear]

..violates #3, not from a major character, but..

"whenever Mrs. Kissell breaks wind, we beat the dog."

 

[Jackcatscal]

"This aggression will not stand, man!"

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

"Be careful, man, there's a beverage here."

"He treats objects like women."

"That's just, like, your opinion man."

From the most quotable of all movies.

 

[CL82]

Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

 

[choochoo]

"I'll have what she's having"

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”

“You relax. You’re the dead guy.”

“By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me.”

well the first is from "when harry met sally" and the second is from "Dr. stranglove" the other 2 I don't have a clue.

 

[choochoo]

An easier one:

"big difference between mostly dead and all dead, mostly dead is slightly alive."

Princess bride, just watched it the other day, Billy Crystal as Miracle Max.

 

[choochoo]

Without looking it up, this could be from THE ALAMO starring John Wayne as Davy Crockett. This gives me a chance to plug a great song from that movie: (T'was good to be young then)

“Get some sleep long day tomorrow.” “Yeah it will be a long night too.”

From same movie: “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”

crocadille dunde

 

[JRRRJ]

“Get some sleep long day tomorrow.” “Yeah it will be a long night too.”

From same movie: “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”

Crocodile Dundee

 

[choochoo]

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educating Rita.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Long time ago Monty Python and The Holy Grail: "It is but a scratch." Riotously funny. The Black Night one arm gone.

 

[nwhoopfan]

I'm having a tough time coming up with strange quotes. This sounded like a lot of gibberish

"Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant."

This thread went directly from strange quotes to famous quotes.

Okay, since we're guessing now, this sounds like one of the weird conversations between The Architect and Neo in one of the Matrix movies.

 

[Kolumbo]

Okay, since we're guessing now, this sounds like one of the weird conversations between The Architect and Neo in one of the Matrix movies.

Yes, and very strange. Unlike all the other quotes in this thread

 

[NEforceUConn]

Yes, and very strange. Unlike all the other quotes in this thread

Yes, but I think my first quote came from wtf strange land

Tomorrow shall be reveal day campers. Thanks for playing.

Shame about mens bb. UConn beat the top 2 teams UNC and Vandy and get hosed?

 

[Dogstar]

"You put a fox in the hen house and he'll have chicken for dinner every night"

 

[NEforceUConn]

"These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase ....the cerebral palsy phase."

 

[SVCBeercats]

Maybe not strange, but to me memorable. (not a quote - )

Movie 1 - "You know, you can’t just sit around and wait for life to come to you. You have to go out and get it."
Movie 2 - "There will be no free rides, no excuses." and "You have to believe in yourself."

 

[BRS24]

"Oh bruddah, somebody gonna kiss the donkey"

 

[Cuango]

“She tried to sit on my lap while I was still standing up.”

 

[Cuango]

“Was you ever bit by a dead bee?”

 

[Pharos]

"He's affable."

 

[Millenial23]

Okay, that might just be from the most quotable movie of all time!


"I'm not a witch I'm your wife."

"Have fun storming the castle."

princess bride?

 

[CaliHuskyFan]

Who's the U-Boat Commander?

J: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.
L: What's wrong with that?
J: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis

Let's go make love on a real train!

Sometimes, Joel, you just gotta say "What the duck*"!

 

[cwh20]

“I feel pert as a ruttin buck!”

“Dying ain’t much of a living, Boy.”

Not the stars line but some very funny lines in response to the star.

“I noticed when you get to disliking someone they aren’t around long either”

And same non-star. “I could of missed”

Also, “I guess a more experienced shopper could have got more for your seven cents”

 

[NEforceUConn]

OK reveal Wednesday. If people want to guess that's fine, but I thought I would list my quote contributions:

"You learn a lot watching things eat."
Departed

"big difference between mostly dead and all dead, mostly dead is slightly alive."
Princess Bride

"big difference between mostly dead and all dead, mostly dead is slightly alive."
From same movie: “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”
Crocodile Dundee

“What should we do with the boy, bathe him”
Great Expectations

“Remember you wanted this.”
Reacher (first movie)

"These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase ....the cerebral palsy phase."
Wolf of Wall Street

 

[SVCBeercats]

“She tried to sit on my lap while I was still standing up.”

“I treated you like a princess, and you stole from me?!”