OT: What was your most recent random thought? Mines...

[EdSaid]

How would baseball be different if you could not over run first base?

 

[LoboDays]

Why do some people - no matter how good things are for them - go out of their way to find something to complain about?

I have a friend who gets his meals free, has sex 2-3 times a day, reads 2 books a week, exercises every day….but not a day goes by when he doesn’t complain about how much he hates prison.

 

[D J B]

I just made a post about Caroline Ducharme being referred to as the "Sneaky Good Silent Assassin" by Geno and Paige collectively, and was reminded of a story I read many years ago about two enemy ninjas in a 20 by 20 foot room in pitch darkness, each trying to find and kill the other. Remarkable story. And I don't remember the title.

 

[D J B]

When did we begin having to be sure we didn't get scented kitchen trash bags?

When the can began to smell so bad that the dog would no longer go in the kitchen.

 

[D J B]

How would baseball be different if you could not over run first base?

Twice as many runners would be out and most teams would be manned with at least 14 minor league call-ups to replace those players with jammed up knees.

 

[D J B]

Some of this ad's appearing at the top of my page are disturbing. I aint no senior citizen

(no offense to any senior citizens.. I hope to join yall one day in the future)

Depends are good for all kinds of things, like helping to keep things tidy when changing the oil in your car.

 

[D J B]

Can't believe that yesterday was National Dessert Day and nobody told me.

What, would you have had four instead of three?

 

[D J B]

If I weren't on the Boneyard, this summer would have passed by so much quicker.

Wait until the season starts. The winter will be five times longer than normal.

 

[D J B]

A smart person would have just quit and called it a day, but unfortunately I am not smart.

It's been a week since you posted this, have you called it a day yet?

 

[Dogstar]

I just made a post about Caroline Ducharme being referred to as the "Sneaky Good Silent Assassin" by Geno and Paige collectively, and was reminded of a story I read many years ago about two enemy ninjas in a 20 by 20 foot room in pitch darkness, each trying to find and kill the other. Remarkable story. And I don't remember the title.

Great job of leaving me in suspense, no title, no ending, this is gonna really bug me for the next 15 minutes, could you possibly go into a pitch black room( minus the ninjas) and come up with the title plz.

 

[D J B]

Great job of leaving me in suspense, no title, no ending, this is gonna really bug me for the next 15 minutes, could you possibly go into a pitch black room( minus the ninjas) and come up with the title plz.

Trust me, if I could remember it I'd be on Amazon right now buying it, because I know who won the fight, but I don't remember how. Now that it's in my head, it'll probably pop in my mind at four in the morning when all the other little men are running around in my head bumping into one another. I just hope I jot it down. And I'll let you know. I can remember Dogstar.

 

[D J B]

I've had some fun. I'll shut up now.

 

[triaddukefan]

I've had that blender for about 3 or 4 years... I might as well try it out. I'd save some money if I did.

It's been a week since you posted this, have you called it a day yet?

Nope. Now I will be in contact with my doctor about scheduling a possible MRI and/or physical therapy

 

[D J B]

I've had that blender for about 3 or 4 years... I might as well try it out. I'd save some money if I did.




Nope. Now I will be in contact with my doctor about scheduling a possible MRI and/or physical therapy

Go for the MRI. It's a lot less work.

 

[Dogstar]

Trust me, if I could remember it I'd be on Amazon right now buying it, because I know who won the fight, but I don't remember how. Now that it's in my head, it'll probably pop in my mind at four in the morning when all the other little men are running around in my head bumping into one another. I just hope I jot it down. And I'll let you know. I can remember Dogstar.

It would be very much appreciated, sounds interesting.

 

[Dogstar]

It would be very much appreciated.

 

[Bigboote]

When the can began to smell so bad that the dog would no longer go in the kitchen.

Yeah, but now people no longer go in the kitchen.

 

[Bigboote]

Nope. Now I will be in contact with my doctor about scheduling a possible MRI and/or physical therapy

I realized I was getting old when I was in the exam room with the hand doctor at the orthopaedic practice a couple of years ago. The knee doctor evidently heard my voice, knocked on the door, and poked his head in, saying, "He's spent too much time here, he isn't allowed any more."

 

[ClifSpliffy]

mebbe calling an out if the batter bunts a ball foul after having two strikes is a good idea, tho im still not sure.

 

[D J B]

Yeah, but now people no longer go in the kitchen.

Well then you don't need to buy trash bags at all then.

 

[Conndog]

It happened again to me today! Someone is driving slow and I can't pass them, then a passing lane appears finally, I accelerate to go around them and the slowpoke hits the gas and almost makes it a race. Why do slow drivers speed up when there is a slow lane for them?

 

[Dove]

20 minutes ago...

(how many times can I poke my dog with a fork before she bites me?)

 

[D J B]

20 minutes ago...

(how many times can I poke my dog with a fork before she bites me?)

Well, if she reads this over your shoulder... I'd say once.

 

[CL82]

20 minutes ago...

(how many times can I poke my dog with a fork before she bites me?)

You, sir, are a monster. Good day to you. I… said… good… day!

 

[Dove]

You, sir, are a monster. Good day to you. I… said… good… day!

It was a random thought. Not a random act.