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CL82

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But at least were not in trailers so there’s that.
 
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Officially #REstored! We will #Rise as One! Wonder what next years' hashtag will bring.
 
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Now Edsall doesn’t have to go far at all to throw the players and other coaches under the bus, he can kind of just shove them over to the side. Better for his back.
 
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Massey has UConn at # 128, guess they would only make UConn 28 1/4 point dogs to Temple. Kind of funny, but not really, after last week's futile effort Massey only dropped UConn one position in the rankings. Wonder what Rice and UTEP have to do this weekend to pass UConn and get another "milestone" for HCRE2.0.
 

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For poops and giggles, I ran a quick sim of the current bottom 4 in Massey. Here, then, is the battle of suck:


SEMINFINALS
#130 Rice at #127 South Alabama
USA 26 - Rice 0
Rice musters only 146 total yards in an embarrassing loss to South Alabama.

#129 UTEP at #128 UConn
UTEP 19 - UConn 10
David Pindell throws for 131 and rushes for another 101 in the 19-10 turtleball loss. In proof that sims aren't real, UTEP was held to just 362 yards of total offense.

FINALS
#129 UTEP at #127 South Alabama
USA 26 - UTEP 10
South Alabama shows some general competency with a two score win over UTEP

CONSOLATION GAME -- THE CUP OF SUCK
#130 Rice at #128 UConn
UConn 34 - Rice 10
Rice was determined to be the most craptastic team in FBS as their completely useless offense was no match for UConn's completely useless defense. The Rice offense managed only 154 total yards, while Kevin Mensah ran for 90 yards and 4 TDs in the UConn win. The Cup of Suck belongs to the Rice Owls!
 

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Wait a minute...

... we held two teams to a combined 29 points??? For some reason, I think you should rerun the sim...
 
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not only are we 130 out of 130 FBS teams, I don't think we're in the top 50 FCS teams.
The performance this year was pathetic. Outside of 2 competitive games against USF & SMU, it was embarrassing. I was behind Edsall all the way. But the last 2 weeks, I'm not. I don't see it getting better.
If Benedict decides o make a change, so be it. Just get an offensive HC for a change.
 

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