TOP 10 REASONS WARDE IS BACK IN CT.
10) He left his no. 2 pencils in his office and was here to pick them up.
9) Missed having lunch with Chief and Andre so he met them at Hooters for wings and beer
8) Was in town to finalize UM's satellite camp at Cheshire and brought untraceable $100 bills for Cheshire coaches
7) Is being interviewed for a soon to be vacant AD position. (Benedict, after being in town for 30 days said, "WTF have I got myself into") and is headed back to Auburn as assistant AD.
6) Harbaugh has Warde inspect all hotels that Harbaugh stays in, and is checking all hotels in Cheshire for bugs.
5) Susan Herbst needs her car washed.
4) Can you say, Drummond, Pistons, Ollie?
3) RIP Freescooter. Warde's pi.s.sed
2) Warde is here to kick every BYarder in the nuts. (see rule number 1)
.and the number 1 reason Warde is back in CT?
1) He is hand delivering a B1G pre- invite on paper that has ink that disappears 30 seconds after being exposed to air. (F.U. FOI)