Villanova Game Day Haiku Thread

[DALTX]

"60 Minutes" Dan
40 Minutes for Huskies
To top "nova" cats

 

[DALTX]

UConn Huskies, rise and fight,
Through stormy days you've found your light.
From shaky starts, you've learned and grown,
Now at the Garden, strength you've shown.

Villanova awaits, a familiar foe,
But you've caught fire, and they all know—
Your grit, your passion, fierce and strong,
Madison Square is where you belong.

Each bounce, each basket, fuels the flame,
Write your legacy, own this game.
With every play, let your spirit say,
"Huskies roar loud—today's our day!"


From ChatGPT.. sorry for cheating...

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[Mr. French]

Just like twenty fourteen
Beat Nova to start a run
Kerry Kittles? Nah.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Word to Coach Neptune:
UConn Is a rocket ship
Aimed at Uranus.

Not to be anal:
But it sounds like MSG
is a prison scene.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Not our two best games
But tonight we crush the Cats
It's March after all!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

This is not Haiku
Instead it is a cute link
Feeding the mojo

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Wolfgang steakhouse yea
short walk there wearing mostly white
with a Newton shirt

Just like twenty fourteen
Beat Nova to start a run
Kerry Kittles? Nah.

Extra syllables
And closed editing window
Make for failed haiku

You can still correct
By writing a new haiku
Prior to tip-off

 

[jayteeman]

Alex back in town to
Finish unfinished business
Inflict Nova pain

 

[Mr. French]

Extra syllables
And closed editing window
Make for failed haiku

You can still correct
By writing a new haiku
Prior to tip-off

What the hell bad miss
Can’t believe I messed up bad
Ashamed. Go Huskies.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

What the hell bad miss
Can’t believe I messed up bad
Ashamed. Go Huskies.

Haiku corrections
Are like offensive rebounds
Misses become points