Villanova Game Day Haiku Thread

[6in25]

It is a new day
Seton Hall game is the past
Focus on Nova

UConn 'til I die
No matter the wins and L's
Mojo time, baby!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

I coach a team called:
The Wildcats. We're winless.
That's a good omen?

 

[Umami Zen]

One game at a time
Rough up Dixon-Ain't no crime
Crush the Cats-Sublime!

 

[BlueandOG]

Coach Hurley, I have
One tiny request for you:
Give them NO quarter!

Nova, this is the
Valley; UConn casts a dark
Shadow on all foes.

You do not fear us;
Your hubris is your weakness,
For we will crush you.

A better poet
Than I wrote, "Cry havoc, and
Slip the dogs of war!"

 

[TheShot1990]

Dove can’t start the thread
Bringing back good mojo here
Let's get back on track

 

[Jaydumo20]

An early tip off
An early tipple as well
Hell, I may start now

 

[RedDog]

Forget the last game.
We have a big advantage.
Neptune's not our coach.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

A 20 point half
is not going to cut it
if we want to win

 

[Kolumbo]

I have been remiss
Failure to participate
In our Haiku threads

Wake-up call received
Mojo is a sponge, not sieve
we must all believe

play with aggression
get the buckets from the line
inbounds, serpentine!

The Husky Wagon
Still a beast on most game days
Beat chevy no va

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Karaban missed two
Last time, snatching defeat from
Likely victory

Not this time, 'Nova
You got lucky last game, but
Tonight taste defeat

Our D is improved
The offense will click tonight
And Huskies will romp

 

[6Nattys4Us]

We are Jeckyll and
Mister Hyde on the court yeah
Recently showed that

Since we can flip flop
a win versus Nova
this evening yes

 

[mussels]

Need good Nova team
for the health of the Big East
just don’t start tonight

 

[Waquoit]

Back in the XL
Crowd provides competitive
Advantage. Winning!

 

[Husky Alien]

Forget Seton Hall
Make a run for the season
Nova will go.down

 

[Dove]

Win for CliffSpliffy!!!
Mebbe players be seeryus
for big game tonight.

 

[jayteeman]

I scared of inbound
You can act like a Huskie!
Whats matter with you!

 

[RuffRuff]

Haikus not working
Have we tried Limericking
Need a change of pace

 

[Martin84]

One two three four five
No way Nova can survive
Hungry Husky jive

 

[storrsroars]

Meant to do this five
Hours ago. Made it in just
Under the deadline.

 

[TribecaHusk]

Dug another hole
Falling behind by fourteen
But this time we won

 

[mussels]

Meant to do this five
Hours ago. Made it in just
Under the deadline.

second line has eight
now I know why we struggled
leave some time to check

 

[storrsroars]

second line has eight
now I know why we struggled
leave some time to check

The "hours" thing has been
Debated before. And the
Consensus is one.

I got my haiku
In two minutes before game
Start. And what happened?

UConn took the lead
With two minutes left in game.
Not coincidence!

 

[Waquoit]

Outscores opponent
By 15 in 2nd half
XL Basketball!

 

[TheShot1990]

Did my haiku help?
Willing to try anything
To help the dogs win

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The "hours" thing has been
Debated before. And the
Consensus is one.

No such consensus
It remains ambiguous
Though not clearly wrong

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I coach a team called:
The Wildcats. We're winless.
That's a good omen?

Contraction failed you
"We are winless" would have worked
But winning cures all

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Contraction failed you
"We are winless" would have worked
But winning cures all

But I disagree:
“The Wildcats. We’re winless”…
Seven syllables.

 

[6in25]

Hans is right, indeed
"Wildcats" is two syllables
I Google confirmed

 

[Umami Zen]

Google confirming
Best way of reaffirming
No Haiku squirming.