Villanova Game Day Haiku Thread

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I coach a team called:
The Wildcats. We're winless.
That's a good omen?

Contraction failed you
"We are winless" would have worked
But winning cures all

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Contraction failed you
"We are winless" would have worked
But winning cures all

But I disagree:
“The Wildcats. We’re winless”…
Seven syllables.

 

[6in25]

Hans is right, indeed
"Wildcats" is two syllables
I Google confirmed

 

[Umami Zen]

Google confirming
Best way of reaffirming
No Haiku squirming.