Unofficial adub European vacation haiku thread

[TerryBoyz]

Go to the castle!
The wedding waits for no one
A Chinese parade

 

[CL82]

Again, the only time we do a haiku thread is on game day. Any other day is incredibly bad mojo. You may have a deathwish, but don’t take the rest of us down with you.

 

[Dove]

Go to the castle!
The wedding waits for no one
A Chinese parade

 

[TerryBoyz]

My bad
So you can write haikus on non game days just not start a haiku thread?
Are haikus reserved for basketball only?
How about limericks?

There once was a fan named adub
Who wandered around Scotland for grub
He found a nice place
That did take away
And had the meat sweats the next day

 

[Get a Job]

My bad
So you can write haikus on non game days just not start a haiku thread?
Are haikus reserved for basketball only?
How about limericks?

There once was a fan named adub
Who wandered around Scotland for grub
He found a nice place
That did take away
And had the meat sweats the next day

You didn't even get the limerick right.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

My bad
So you can write haikus on non game days just not start a haiku thread?
Are haikus reserved for basketball only?
How about limericks?

There once was a fan named adub
Who wandered around Scotland for grub
He found a nice place
That did take away
And had the meat sweats the next day

outstanding.

our man from arby's once sailed on a junket,
on arrival, he quickly threw up in a bucket.
his luggage was lost as his cookies got tossed,
and realized, foreign travel?, chuck it!

his steed was a yugo,
but traffic made it a no-go,
so he rolled up a blunt,
called the ladies, rhymes with 'hunt,'
and on the trip to France, decided to punt.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

one day, he arose from his bed,
and heard from the street, 'bring out your dead!'
not to his liking, he cancelled the biking,
and ordered bangers and mash instead.

at home, tales from purvis he did miss,
while stuck in the loo, the scene of his bliss.
he reached for the roll, but fell off the bowl,
then nodded out, sealed with a kiss.