UNH gameday Haiku

[XLCenterFan]

Garbage opponent,
favored by twenty again.
Need to play better.

Fewer turnovers,
more blocks, steals, energy, and
dunk all over them!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Connecticut born
Guadarrama and Carbone
Bring intrigue to game.

 

[Waquoit]

Yankee Con rival
Villanova wannabe
Same nickname, and colors

 

[RichZ]

Yankee Con rival
Villanova wannabe
Same nickname and colors

The haiku police
on patrol saw your third line
Count your syllables!

 

[Waquoit]

The haiku police
on patrol saw your third line
Count your syllables!

My bad, officer. I had colors as one syllable for some reason.

 

[Purple Stein]

Wildcats' biggest loss
Is fourteen (at St. John's). Don't
Expect a blowout.

 

[Son of Robert]

More development
freshmen stars are emerging
nice day for a game

 

[ClifSpliffy]

tuning up the O,
locking down the D. progress!
cats? meh. huskies rule.

 

[tomtom80]

It is cold outside
But New Hampshire is colder
We whoop up on them

 

[storrsroars]

Live free or die is
The New Hampshire state motto
So kill the Wildcats.

 

[wheelerdog]

White mountain boys here
Run them out of the gym please
Happy holidays

 

[RichZ]

My granddaughter's a
UNH grad, but she
will root for Huskies

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

My bad, officer. I had colors as one syllable for some reason.

My bad officer
Colors as one syllable?
What was I thinking?

All goes in haiku:
Corrections, apologies,
explanations too

Holiday cupcakes
Are nourishing if they learn
(Players AND coaches)

We fans can learn too
We have our own rebuilding
Post-PSTD

 

[David 76]

UConn/UNH
New Hampshire not New Haven
We clean up our act.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

My granddaughter's a
UNH grad, but she
will root for Huskies

My granddaughter's a
UNH grad, but she wil
root for the Huskies

That's how I'd fix it
But your mileage may vary
What would be your ThoughtZ?

 

[8893]

Itchy wool sweater
Will be more comfortable
Than Wildcats today

 

[uconnbaseball]

Wildcats can score
More fun than they were last year
Huskies by fifteen

 

[mussels]

win game easy but
need to fix the turnovers
must start with Wildcats

 

[Huskymagic]

Alterique is playing horrible like usual. Terrible offensive game plan. Everyone standing around.

 

[Stainmaster]

Alterique is playing horrible like usual. Terrible offensive game plan. Everyone standing around.

Excuse me kind sir,
but this is not a haiku.
Think “5-7-5.”

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Alterique is playing horrible like usual. Terrible offensive game plan. Everyone standing around.

Why screw with mojo?
Are you anti-haiku or
just in the wrong thread?

 

[8893]

Alterique is playing horrible like usual. Terrible offensive game plan. Everyone standing around.

Mojo is a bitch
This hot take did not age well
Not. Magic. At. All.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Mojo is a bitch
This hot take did not age well
Not. Magic. At. All.

Posted in first half
Commented on at halftime
Ipsa loquitor

 

[Huskymagic]

Mojo is a bitch
This hot take did not age well
Not. Magic. At. All.

LOL. We beat UNH because we have way more talent at every position not because ALterique played well as a point guard. He didn't, he shot the ball well in the second half. The team played well with Jalen Gaffney as the point and it was Gaffney who really changed the game in the first half, and in the second half with his passing and vision.

Alterique still doesn't know how to get his teammates properly involved in the game.