UMass Lowell Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

In my UConn years
Flo Rida was popular:
Shawty got Lowell, Lowell…

 

[storrsroars]

UMass-Lowell scored
One hundred seven Monday.
Fifty less tonight!

 

[Son of Robert]

Game 2 showcase
better defense, more offense
Stewart on the loose

 

[GlastonTim]

Tarris Reed Junior
Our most important player
Dominates the paint

 

[Husky Alien]

Hurley might not play
Tarris, another cupcake
Why bother, we win

 

[6in25]

Tonight in Hartford
The Huskies go bird hunting
Annihilation

 

[TroyHall98]

Huskies find their stride,
Lowell swept in winter’s roar —
Healing before storms

 

[Waquoit]

Losing this game in
Hartford's PBA would be
An all-time Low-ell

 

[RedStickHusky]

Nobody gets hurt
Reed sheds a bit of his rust
Solo hits some shots

 

[Vuce]

It’s UMass Lowell
Better than UMass Amherst
And that’s not a joke

 

[Samoo]

A folding chair here
On our long way to Indy
They will get harder

 

[OkaForPrez]

Last game had no bear.
It was barely bearable.
Bear with my haiku.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Each game needs a lift
Perform better, tighten up
One more cupcake downed

 

[Rich]

Expected Margin
In Excess of Fifty Five
Boneyard Can Exhale

 

[Dove]

Newport conference.
Two breweries on way home.
Will miss second game.

 

[Dove]

Each game needs a lift
Perform better, tighten up
One more cupcake downed

Nom nom nom nom nom.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Nom nom nom nom nom.

 

[JSB60]

UMass Lowell blew
Out a school called Rivier
Don’t think they’ll beat us

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Game 2 showcase
better defense, more offense
Stewart on the loose

What's up with line 1?
How is that five syllables?
Still time to correct

In my UConn years
Flo Rida was popular:
Shawty got Lowell, Lowell…

"Game Day Haiku Thread"
Opponent's name preceding
(Standardization)

Kerouac's hometown
And Little Feat's founder's name
Are pronounced "lo-well"

 

[Scottobot]

Alpha Dogs Please Rise
Time to dominate, and No
more mister nice guy